QUACK QUACK, Alabama - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx has just broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, the self-proclaimed billionaire, is in desperate need of funds to pay his "bigly" lawyer's fees. Trump's one and on…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The director of the QuinniPinni Polling Agency, Derek Waterwell had his employees poll 37,208 space fanatics and they were asked to pick their all-time favorite space alien movies. Here are the results... The Top Spa…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Gazebo Serengeti recently talked with the lusciously luscious sex goddess, Liz Hurley about her upcoming film. Hurley revealed that she is as excited as a frog in a rainstorm to work with th…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Tambourine Times Magazine editor Tabasco Pistolero has compiled a list of facts about Mick Jagger, the lead singer with the Rolling Stones. Mick is 79-years-old, but apparently no one has told him because he still jump…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency reports that a UFO from an unknown location landed on the tennis courts at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Complex. Witness Topeka Joplin, who could easily pass for a discount store version of Ivanka T…
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine reports that the Donald, as his estranged wife Melania calls him, held a rally at a Walmart parking lot in Pensacola. The event was attended by 14 people, including the Trumptwits three bodygua…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - In a recent scandalous report from Scandal Today, it has been revealed that a masseuse working in the Bay Area is claiming that she is the biological daughter of Donald Trump or as Ivanka calls him (her little sperm do…
SOHO, England - (Spoof News) - The BBC reports that the Fairy of Fun, Liz Hurley, and the Duchess of Sass, Cheryl Cole, have just become owners of a pub that was first established back in March of 1968 The pub is named Ye Olde Drink and Silly Chat…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Who could forget the timeless hit "Stormy" by the band The Classics IV, that rocked the airwaves in 1968? Thanks to the resurgence of Donald J. Erasmus Trump's funtime friend, Stormy Daniels, the song is back on the char…
FIDDLESTICK, Texas - (Satire News) - Meet Kate Flintmaker, a proud Texan from the bustling metropolis of Fiddlestick, Texas [Pop: 2,902]. Kate's family includes her mom Starlette Jo, dad Nolan Bob, and an army of 7,473 head of Black Angus cattle o…
GALVESTON, Texas - (Sports Spoof) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti recently stumbled upon an extraordinary high school cheerleader. Meet Paris Boochee, aka "The Rah Rah Girl". At only 17 years old, Paris can cheer on her team, The Nolan Ryan R…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donald Trump reportedly told his one and only remaining friend Greg "The Swamp Monster" Gutfeld that several members of the Proud Boys have texted him telling him not to worry because within 24 hours of him being impri…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Everyone in the "Blue State" of Massachusetts is happier than a beaver in a wooden bowling pin factory. And the reason is due to the fact that after years and years justice will finally be served when the most evil, hatefu…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The fast food world is stunned as Popeye's, the nation's leading chicken fast food restaurant, imports chickens from Iceland, which is fast becoming the "Chicken Capital of The World." After combing the globe for th…
HOLLYWEIRD - (Music Satire) - Music Moments Magazine is reporting that The Twerking Princess Miley Cyrus, is gearing up to record a new song with none other than Ringo Starr! The song is entitled "The Ballad of Twerking Tina," and Miley will be jo…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is reporting that the KGB is in the process of arresting Russian President Vladimir Nikita Putin, just like the FBI is going to be arresting Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The KGB plans to charge Putski w…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Melania Trump and Stormy Daniels both agree that on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being high and 1 being low, "Baby Fingers" Trump barely registers a 1, and that he's not exactly a champion in the "wink-wink" department.
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