MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is reporting that the KGB is in the process of arresting Russian President Vladimir Nikita Putin, just like the FBI is going to be arresting Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
The KGB plans to charge Putski with illegally invading a soverign country, and also with using illegal chemical gas against the Ukranian troops and even on some of his own Russia troops.
Putin is insisting that he is merely taking a chapter from former Nazi leader Adolf Hitler, who over 80 years ago, during World War II, wanted to conquer the world and have all of the 195 countries speak German, eat Bratwurst, eat Schwarzwurst, own German Shepherds, drink hot, black German beer, and eat hamburgers that were invented in Hamburg.
Meanwhile Putin has reportedly altered his appearance by shaving his legs, donning a blonde wig, and dressing in a fire engine red tank top with tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts to avoid the KGB agents.
