The pages of history can be a strange read. Strange and, some might say, uncanny. The world is fascinated by the terrible war currently raging in Ukraine. But are you aware of the eerie similarities between Vladimir Putin and Volodymir Zelynskyy?…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that President Putin has been catching hellacious hell from over 83% of the Russian citizens. The KV says that about 89% of the Russian troops are sick and tired of being sick and tired, and they…
Vald Putin has a stud farm, and he’s the lone stud! All the girls are under the age of eighteen to make sure they will produce healthy Russian babies without too many birth defects. Putin assures Russian that he has superior sperm and that his ba…
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that an extremely furious President Vladimir Nikita Putin has vowed on his maternal grandmother's walker, that he will soon fire one of his state-of-the-art missiles at Paris, France. Acco…
Yes. Now Trump, the nut, wants to cancel the Constitution, kick out Biden, be reinstated as the lawful president of the United States, move back into the White House and start ordering hamburgers at 3 in the morning. Now that is serious, Nutis…
Ug! Season 9 of The Blacklist is over and done with. Boo hoo. Humbug! But ah ha! There is a season 10 coming in February 2023. Regrettably, protagonist Raymond Reddington, performed by actor James Spader, will not be going into the shenanigan…
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that a secret document has been found in which President Vladimir Nikita Putin is planning on invading Cambodia within the near future. Putski, as VP Kamala Harris calls him, revealed that…
Jim Carrey cannot go to Russia. Putin has banned certain people from various countries who dared support Ukraine and criticize the Great Russian Bear from entering that bear … Does Putin not get it? If he banned A, B or C-list celebrities, who fuc…
Like Charlie McCarthy, Kevin McCarthy is yapping about impeaching President Joesph Biden. Instead of governing and finding solutions for climate change, hunger, education, immigration, jobs, crime, inflation, and world peace, the guy plans to impeach…
He’s already got several body doubles and rumour has it that the British SAS are gunning for him. But the Butcher of Kyiv, Vlad, also known as “the Poisoner”, Putin, has resorted to extreme measures to dodge an assassin’s bullet. The one-time winn…
Suella Braverman is reported to have sent the Russian President a recipe by email. The message, sent from her work email to her personal email account and then forwarded, attached a Word document entitled Roasted Asylum Seeker with Beans. Miss Bra…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The White House has just informed the news media that the US destroyer the USS Frank Sinatra, which has been in the Black Sea aiding the Ukraine since July, has just sunk one of Putin's most prized naval vessels.
In the process of pushing the Russians straight out of Ukraine and back to the Bering Straits, Ukrainians also have a sense of humor. Today, October 8th is Putin’s 70th birthday. So Ukrainians resurrected a copy of Marylin Monroe singing Happy Bi…
Blowing up the Crimea Bridge on Putin’s 70th birthday! Now that is class! That’s frickin’ James Bond! They even made a stamp of it – and so quickly! Now that is comedy! (I guess there were supposed to be 2 explosions, according to the stamp? Mayb…
Edward Snowden was given Russian citizenship. Putin is desperate. Putin says: “What is you Americans say? Enemy of my enemy is friend? So Snowden is America’s enemy, so is my friend.” Vlad. First of all, Snowden is hiding for his life in your c…
MOSCOW - ((Satire News) - America's Grandiose News Agency has issued a statement stating that The Kremlin Voice has declared that 91% of all Russian residents are sick of their country getting their ass kicked by Ukraine and her allies. GNA report…
Putin hasn’t really given a timeline on when he wants to start World War 3, but a Moscow insider has given a hint. “What is scariest time of year? Time when people think things are scary but they know no really cuz it’s holiday? Yes, my friend, is…
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