WW3 Halloween or April Fool?

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 1 October 2022

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Happy Helloween ...

Putin hasn’t really given a timeline on when he wants to start World War 3, but a Moscow insider has given a hint.

“What is scariest time of year? Time when people think things are scary but they know no really cuz it’s holiday? Yes, my friend, is Halloween.

"Putin blows up world on Halloween and everybody thinks it scary joke. Is very funny, yes? But he still not sure if he can torture and threaten enough Russian men to become glorious soldiers for Soviet – I mean, Happy Russia.

"Nuclear Halloween in Chernobyl ... this is why Putin invade Ukraine ... to blame them instead of self ... Happy Helloween!

"If not, then April Fool’s Day is next up. Of course, there no such thing in Russia since all are Fools in Russia, especially when Putin come knocking on your door. Which reminds me, I don’t know you and we never have spoken, yes?

"Now fuck off – you will get me killed.”

Door slam in face. WW3 for Halloween. Get much candy now. Eat while mushroom cloud blooms on horizon. Then we all zombies … forever …

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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