Vald Putin has a stud farm, and he’s the lone stud!
All the girls are under the age of eighteen to make sure they will produce healthy Russian babies without too many birth defects. Putin assures Russian that he has superior sperm and that his babies will all be awesome, and any that aren’t aren’t his, they’ll be in the Dumpster.
He said his “horse” is the biggest, the thickest, and can gallop the longest than any other. The girls who are strapped down, naked, legs in stirrups high in the air, were not allowed to comment.
Putin went on to say that these stud farms are being erected (hey now!) across Russia so that Putin can produce a new generation of l’il Putinas anywhere he goes. From Moscow to Siberia, Putin’s horse sperm will infect (no, uh, pick another word, not that one, if he reads it, we’re all de –) so many underage sexy girls, that he’ll make Jeffery Epstein look like Michael Jackson (bad comparison, stop now, change it or we’re all –)
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