In the process of pushing the Russians straight out of Ukraine and back to the Bering Straits, Ukrainians also have a sense of humor.
Today, October 8th is Putin’s 70th birthday. So Ukrainians resurrected a copy of Marylin Monroe singing Happy Birthday to President John F. Kennedy in 1962 and played it instead for Vladimir Putin.
While wearing her body-clinging gown, the rendition still has all of Marilyn Monroe’s breathless, blond charm. Unfortunately, it’s rumored Putin’s forty-foot desk did not elevate.
In addition to Marilyn’s Happy Birthday singing wish, somehow, no one knows why, when, who or how, but the bridge connecting Crimea to Russia (remember Putin annexed Crimea to Russia in 2014?) well, that bridge linking Russia to Crimea, that very same bridge, just sort of blew up. Like boom!
Happy Birthday, Vladimir!
A strategic bridge, with cars traveling on the upper level and trains on the lower level, it was the only bridge connecting Crimea to Russia. The bridge is necessary to resupply heavy equipment for the retreating Russian army. But, unfortunately, that very same bridge went boom on Putin’s birthday.
Maybe Hershel Walker, Georgia’s 2022 Republican US Senate candidate, can deny that the Russian bridge was damaged. “What bridge?”
Nobody told him anything about some bridge connecting Crimea to Russia. So, it didn’t happen. If it did happen, that's too bad. But the bridge is okay. Deny, deny, deny.
“And you can get away with it if you’re famous.”
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