Is Donald Trump Nuts?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 5 December 2022

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Yes! When seen, nuts are recognized.

Yes.

Now Trump, the nut, wants to cancel the Constitution, kick out Biden, be reinstated as the lawful president of the United States, move back into the White House and start ordering hamburgers at 3 in the morning.

Now that is serious, Nutism.

Even the foreign-born Melania must recognize that his latest tweet from his Truth Social is nuts. As the mother of his 5th child (and to quit any further nut-tin-ization by her husband), she should gather the family together, that includes Tiffany, her groom, Marla, the niece, and hold an intervention.

The Secret Service should support Melania’s efforts and, in some way, prevent him from going ballistic when confronted by his wife’s actions. No plates of food thrown against the walls, tables turned over, or clavicles attacked.

And he cannot telephone Vladimir Putin and use him like a game show lifeline.

After all: Those holding the intervention are all very fine people -- on both sides.

Well, maybe just on one side. For the good of the family, the nation, and world peace, they should not stand back and stand by, ignoring Trump’s continuous dribbling statements.

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