Jim Carrey cannot go to Russia. Putin has banned certain people from various countries who dared support Ukraine and criticize the Great Russian Bear from entering that bear …
Does Putin not get it? If he banned A, B or C-list celebrities, who fucking cares? He makes himself look ridiculous. Imagine if he banned Mr. Bean. Who weeps? Bean? (Rowan.) No, Rowan laughs and does some vaudeville schtick, and Putin doesn’t understand why people aren’t outraged that they were banned.
What’s in Russia to miss and cry over? Putin and vodka, and we can get vodka here. Who the fuck wants to go to Russia when a shithead fascist who thinks banning Jim Carrey is sending some kind of sign to the world is a good idea.
The man is nuts. He’s as crazy as Trump complaining about Alec Baldwin doing an impression of him on SNL. Going to Russia right now is about as tempting as going on vacation in Afghanistan. Can I get a 6am wake-up call – preferably not by having a bomb planted under my bed? Thanks so much.
I hereby ban Vlad Putin from entering any country that is a nice place to visit instead of a hell hole, until he is dead. His ghost can come for a visit, as long as it doesn’t stink up the place, but then fucks off back home – to the great Russian paradise – for all eternity.
