The USS Frank Sinatra Sinks a Russian Battleship In The Black Sea

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 25 October 2022

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The USS Frank Sinatra is commanded by Capt. Mary Ann Gardenwood.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The White House has just informed the news media that the US destroyer the USS Frank Sinatra, which has been in the Black Sea aiding the Ukraine since July, has just sunk one of Putin's most prized naval vessels.

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre informed the press that the Frank Sintra took fire from Russian fighter jets in the area of the Russian battleship, The Red Commie Bear.

The Frank Sinatra gunners knocked down four fighter jets and in the ensuing naval fight, The Red Commie Bear was sent to Davy Jones' locker, (i.e. the bottom of the sea.)

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