BOSTON - (Satire News) - RumorLand News has just broken the story about Tina Peckatini, who is the 27-year-old daughter of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. Reporter Zackary Yukon learned that Miss Peckatini is attending college in Beantown (B…
Dealing with doggy-doo doesn’t interest the delicate demure of the distant debutantes of the distinctly different division of class that they dwell within. These diletantes make the debatable decision to discard their doggy’s doo-doo in a decisively…
SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, California - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just named Taco Bell's Fiery Hot Queso as the best in the fast food industry. Reporter Paloma Sonoma, with AFNA said that her agency conducted test tastes from o…
CICERO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corp. has just struck gold as they have signed the beautiful, sexy, sensuous British actress Liz Hurley to film a Mickey D's commercial. Miss Hurley has agreed to appear wearing an extremely tin…
There have been a lot of modern vampire movies where the vampire wines and dines the victim - (before dining on her) - then has sex with his Vamp sweetie. (An example is the Eddie Murphy vampire movie). The trouble is these guys have 300, 400, 5…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - A reporter with The Lighhouse Press News Agency, Skippy Viperwater is reporting that a Mar-a-Lago employee talked to him and informed him that The Trumpturd groped her and tried to touch her pussy. Viperwater asked the…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The London Daily Informer Newspaper, has just listed a list of The Top 10 British Pubs in London. Daily Informer reporter Benjamin "Big Ben" Viking compiled the list after the newspaper asked its readers to submit their c…
VAG VAG ISLAND - (Satire News) - The beautiful actress from the Austin Powers movies, Elizabeth Hurley has stated that a Saudi prince has just purchased a pair of her magenta-colored crotchless size 5 panties for $6,000. The Saudi prince invited L…
To celebrate the 70th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II's accession, the Tat Gallery is to display a series of her diarrhoea in an exhibition entitled "70 Years On The Throne". Gallery owner Tarquin Snott explained the reasons behind the artworks.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Paloma Sonoma, a writer with The American Foodie News Agency recently sat down and had a long talk with VP Kamala Harris at a local KFC. The two met at a KFC in downtown D.C. Sonoma asked the vice-president what…
AMARILLO, Texas - (Satire News) - iRumors has just broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just been accused of allegedly fondling the ass of the lead guitar player with The Sexy School Marms of Amarillo Band. The guitarist Lila Jo…
Ben Scrapin of the Stinken Toes restaurant held a press conference today as the gas company disconnected the restaurant from the gas line. The savings in gas utilities will be donated to shelters that feed the homeless, according to Mr. Scrapin.
CINCINNATI, Ohio – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today has just made it known that a 47-year-old, unmarried cleaning woman will soon be giving birth to Tentuplets. TT’s Papaya Bamboo learned that the woman’s name is Haddie “Beyonce” Bangberry, and she…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that the Duchess of York, aka Sarah Ferguson has just signed a contract with the largest women's beauty company in the nation. Revloins signed Fergie, as she is better known, to ap…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has been acting very strange lately. The extremely unpopular Congresswoman from Georgia, allegedly got engaged on a recent trip to Baltimore. MTG, when asked by several reporters, refused to say w…
Washington, D.C.—Climate scientists all agree that food waste is a massive contributor to methane, which goddamnit, also causes global warming. Just in time for Glasgow's big COP26 Climate Meeting, Biden has a plan to make it all go away. And ye…
Well known fictional couple, Gary and Lorraine Johnson have been listening to James Blunt's songs for the comedy value. 'Yes' said Gary 'I put on Back to Bedlam yesterday, as I forgot I owned it, and as soon as it starting playing Lorraine was in…
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