In the latest in a series of wacky inward-looking post-Brexit moves, the government has announced - much to the delight of Euro-haters - its intention to scrap the present system of currency used, and to revert back to the pounds, shillings and pence…
The BoE Governor, Andrew Bailey, has a duty to inform the Chancellor whenever national finances aren’t on track, but a leaked copy reveals ‘Could we perhaps reverse things and instead I’ll write when things are looking better? That means I won’t have…
A man whose acquaintances often joke about him being a bit of a "dinosaur", has told them of a recent incident when he read an advert on the internet that he didn't understand, and was left in a state of fright. The advert, which can be seen above…
There was a catastrophe on the eve of the return of the football programme last night, when it was announced that a staggering 2,563 professional football players had tested positive for greed. The infected players came from every club. None ha...
There was a great amount of excitement from a small amount of people earlier this evening, when it was announced on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, that the points writers are awarded for writing stories will soon be redeemable for cash values...
Captain Tom Moore, the man who has raised more than £32million by walking around his garden, was 100 years old on Thursday, and spent yesterday talking to journalists about the massive amount of cash donated by the public, and what he's going to do w...
Always intent on being on the cutting edge of his species, 42-year-old Trent Buchanan of Nashville, Tennessee, had been certain that he was personally helping advance humanity – only for a call from his mother inquiring about his job status to cause...
News is emerging from a number of different sources that, under the very noses of millions of investors, banks are stealing the money they are supposed to be safeguarding. The awful and difficult-to-believe news was first aired on a bus going in t...
There may not be much football being played at the moment, due to the Coronavirus shutdown, but everyone has to eat, and food costs money, and this seems to be the primary reason why Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, has...
In the midst of the financial downturn as a result of the COVID-19 epidemic, Sam Josephson of Brooklyn, New York, who admitted to being somewhat of a "slacker," has struggled to maintain the façade that the coronavirus crisis has negatively affected...
Financial analysts say that the Coronavirus is God's way of dealing with the capitalist system of economics, and that the entire mechanism is in danger of crumbling across the globe. The virus, Covid-19, which originated in China, has killed nearl...
NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun Observer is reporting that a reliable source inside the White House has just revealed some very interesting information. The source who will simply be known as Finola Sprywillow, 31, told the Sun Observer that she...
LOS ANGELES – Kathy Griffin recently stated that she can no longer keep quiet about her and President Trump. The 59-year-old comedian said that, some years ago, before "President Bone Spurs" married Melania, she had a tryst with the man who now l...
One day during his lunch break, Justin Cooley noticed a thin silver coin lying on a sidewalk in downtown Nashville - and was at an utter loss as to how to respond. "I know you're supposed to turn on a dime," he said. "But how the heck do you do i...
BALTIMORE – The Baltimore Beacon-Star Newspaper is reporting that President Donald Trump has told his staff members that he is doing a fantastic presidential job. An inside source reported that everyone in the room, a total of 17 ass-kissers, ahh...
Usually, Forbes publishes the Top 10 lists of people that have more than you will ever dream of having, but this time they decided to make a list of the people that own you. 1) Jeff Bezos Yes...when you created your Amazon account, you didn’t rea...
Mere minutes before the Super Bowl lunch hosted by the law firm where she works, Pam Cooper of Nashville, Tennessee, confided to a coworker that she was planning to attend the event solely for the free food. "I was a little taken aback," said coll...
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