NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun Observer is reporting that a reliable source inside the White House has just revealed some very interesting information.
The source who will simply be known as Finola Sprywillow, 31, told the Sun Observer that she overheard the president talking on the phone to Boris Pricheska, who is Vladimir Putin’s personal pastry chef.
Pricski, as Putin calls him, told “Old Pumpkin Head” that a check for $67.5 million would be deposited in his name in the Second Algonquin Bank of the Bronx.
Trump reportedly told Pricheska to be sure and give Vlady a kiss from him. Pricski said that Putin isn’t gay. Trump giggled, and said, “Well, neither am I, but I kiss Donnie Jr. on the lips all the time.”
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