SACRAMENTO - In a move that many are calling gutsy, the California state senate has voted to keep President Trump's name off the November ballot. The vote passed by an overwhelming margin of 197 to 3. State senator, Enrique Mintinlooper, told rep...
Alleluia! Donald Trump announced at a Rose Garden press conference, (no questions, please) that he plans to resign before the election to spend more time with his wife and family. After the news reporters stopped laughing, much to Mr. Trump’s...
Former Vice President, Joseph Biden, the present democratic nominee for President of the United States, promised that when elected president, he would not pardon Donald Trump. Yikes! Does Trump know that? Biden is saying many things with that ann...
DOVER, Delaware – Joe Biden said that, if he had a nickel for everytime that someone falsely accused him of being inappropriate, he would probably have over 6,000 nickels. Biden spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and commented th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper is reporting that the Federal Bureau of Investigation, has issued a statement reminding Trump and Pence (the modern day Laurel & Hardy) that they are not above the law. The Daily Wind noted t...
In a show of genuine heartfelt friendship, and to show that his relationship with the US really matters, the Chinese leader, Xi Jinping, has sent a gift of a giant panda to President Trump. The panda arrived in a crate unloaded from a Chinese junk...
PALM BEACH, Florida – An environmental agency, that deals in disease commercial testing and control, has just tested the entire Mar-a-Lago compound, known as "The Dixie White House." A representative with the agency stated that the complex showed...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump stated at his daily C-19 Press Conference/Campaign Pep Rally that he hopes everyone appreciates that he has just given them a very nice monetary present. Trump stuck out his chest and said that he wants to show h...
DETROIT – President Trump’s chief counselor Kellyanne Conway was in the Motor City visiting one of her sisters-in-law, Consuelo Conway. She was asked by a reporter with the Detroit Daily Divulger about a rumor that had been making the rounds that...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president has said that he wants to prove to his base, as well as to his baseless, that he is not afraid of taking the COVID-19-fighting drug, Hydroxychloroquine. Trump, responding to a question from a reporter with The Wash...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has informed American Spotlight Magazine that Vice-President Mike Pence is furious that New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo, has just surpassed the president in popularity. A recent poll, taken by ASM, clearly...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Washington Globe-Express is reporting that an unnamed member of Nancy Pelosi’s staff has overheard her mumbling to herself, “I am honored to be your new president.” The staff member said that she, personally, has heard Miss...
In what the CDC once described as a small but controllable event, the PANI-C virus, better known as Eilish Fever, has since escalated into a global catastrophe. First identified in 2016, when pop artist Billie Eilish released her debut single, “Ocean...
I Was Born Now available on Amazon I have an attention span as long as it needs to be. Donald J. Trump (By the way, I always quote myself since I really love my quotes. You’re gonna see they’re really good quotes. I think you’ll really like them,...
Mr. Trump has announced that the heroic canine, Conan, who assisted commandoes in bringing down Abu Bakr-al Baghdadi, will visit the White House soon. Conan was injured during the raid, but has recuperated and returned to service. Conan is a veter...
In lieu of abortion, United States Republicans have approved a new usage for fetuses that die while still in the womb. Under new guidelines, once the woman is executed for her miscarriage, she will be ground up in a mulcher and spread on the White H...
Before cameras rolling, in full view of the world, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un shook hands, belly-bumped, and, through some catastrophic collision of the two jelly bellies, a Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square, and now both men are pregnant. And it...
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