PALM BEACH, Florida – An environmental agency, that deals in disease commercial testing and control, has just tested the entire Mar-a-Lago compound, known as "The Dixie White House."
A representative with the agency stated that the complex showed to have an extensive concentration of the COVID-19 flu virus, especially on the dining room table where the president spends a lot of his time eating and tweeting.
President Trump was advised of the findings, and immediately called his press secretary, Kayleigh “Blondie” McEnany.
He instructed her to put out a presidential notice, saying that it’s just simply a hoax, and that Mar-a-Lago is as clean as the inside of the mouth of the nation’s number one germaphobe, Howie Mandel.
McEnany has quickly become Trump’s little obedient puppy dog, who is totally infatuated with the president.
Vice-President Pence has even pointed out that, if the president asks Kayleigh what 2 plus 2 is, she will reply “Mr. President, 2 plus 2 is whatever you say it is, sir.”
Reports are, that Trump’s assistant, Kellyanne Conway, is jealous of Kayleigh, and has nicknamed her “Little Miss Suck Up”.
A White House source has reportedly said that Trump has ordered that the Mar-a-Lago Coronavirus test results be sealed for 25 years.