WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump stated at his daily C-19 Press Conference/Campaign Pep Rally that he hopes everyone appreciates that he has just given them a very nice monetary present.
Trump stuck out his chest and said that he wants to show his base how much he appreciates their support, and added that he hopes that some of the Democrats are so thrilled that they will vote for him in November.
The darling of the GOP added that he wants the members of his base to donate their Coronavirus Stimulus Checks to his 2020 Presidential Re-Election Campaign Fund.
He noted that the Democrats in Congress wanted the checks to be for $75 but he insisted that they be for $1,200.
POTUS mentioned that Ivanka (aka The White House Barbie) suggested to her daddy that next month he FedEx packages of food products to every man, woman, and child in the Continental United States, even if they didn’t vote for him.
Daddy (aka the President) said that it was an excellent idea and he will put Vice-President Pence in charge of that program.
Upon being told of the president's wishes, Pence immediately told him that he wants for Eric and Donald Jr. to be in charge of going to the various grocery stores and supervising the buying of the various food products.
Right away, Eric said that he is too busy playing Cell Phone Solitaire and Donnie Jr., remarked that he is too busy playing with Kimberly Guilfoyle.
