Trump supporters are taking their loathing of anything that even has a whiff of democracy to the next level. And now, they are aiming their AR-15's straight at Santa Claus! Right wings news outfits have recently referred to him as a, 'Flaming libe…
In an effort to find that different thing to make their social media pics better than that trollop Tracey, who drops Zayn off wearing her pyjamas and parks her 4x4 on the zig zig lines, parents have been paying £24.99 for a breakfast with Scrooge.
Christmas Tree bauble Gavin Williamson is now missing the loft, and it is all he bangs on about on Twitter. 'Yes,' the silvery ball of nonsense wittered 'I really miss the loft. I mean, don't get me, wrong I love the tree as well, being the centre…
Having spent the past eleven months in training, tinsel Helen Worthington feels she is at long last tree body ready. 'Yes,' said Helen in her surprisingly deep voice, 'every year, when I go up in the loft, I always put on a few extra grams, but la…
(To be sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman") Donald the Con Man was a pissy mean old fool With a fake orange face and a bulbous nose And two eyes without a soul. Donald the Con Man is a sordid tale, they say. He was made of dough but the…
A nan has started preparing for Christmas by putting the sprouts on a low simmer to ensure they are at optimum indistinguishable mushiness on the big day. Veronica Perkins, 67, said, “I spend thirty-seven hours putting little crosses in 22,000 sp…
BERLIN, Germany – (Satire News) – Germany’s national news agency, Sieg Heil, has just informed the German people that they will be cancelling this year’s Christmas season. A reporter for Seig Heil noted that due to the Trumpapalooza virus, all Ger…
Sales of the new Sage & Onion Latte have been booming at coffee shops across the UK, as people will buy a dog turd on a stick if they’ve been told it’s a ‘Festive Limited Edition.’ “It’s just the ticket after a gruelling ninety minutes shopp…
A Christmas tradition, watching Home Alone with loved ones has taken on a new lease of life, when it is watched as a film about a young sociopath terrorising some inept burglars. The sweet film, about young scamp Kevin MacAllister, left Home Alone…
Christmas is usually a time for remembering a great Aunt with a Christmas Card, why your parents watched the Good Life in the seventies, and for remembering Shakin' Stevens, and his ever-green festive song Merry Christmas Everyone. This year, the…
Abba Fan Catherine Fitzgerald knows that at least seven of her friends and family will buy her a copy of Voyager, the new CD from Abba for Christmas. She said 'I don't mind husband Tom buying me a copy, as we had Abba play at our wedding, and it i…
Steve Bannon is giving us the latest lesson in the fickle nature of the human heart. Bannon met with reporters yesterday to discuss his next gig playing Santa Claus for the hordes of children that come to tell the jolly fat man what to bring them Chr…
You may remember a while ago The Spoof published a handy guide to how to write your own Christmas movie, and having taken us as our word, a few people have sent their scripts off and are now seeing them on the Hallmark Channel, and on Christmas Movie…
Hello, Ray Ving, again. You may remember me from Radio River, Radio Sewage Works, and the Podcast Thoughts in my Shed. I am 79 you know, told old for all of this bullshit. Anyway, my question is this: Will there be Snow this year? If there is, why…
MOBILE, Alabama - (Satire News) - It’s hard to believe that national retail stores such as Dilly Dally, Lollygag, and Walmart are already starting to sell Christmas items such as ornaments, wreaths, Christmas Ramen, and of course Christmas trees.
When out for their weekly shop Gary and Lorraine Johnson were surprised to see Christmas Cards in the window of Diane Goggins Village shop. 'I went in for a copy of the Daily Mail, Milk and Bread' said Gary 'and to my great surprise Diane Goggins…
LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has commented that the 2021 Christmas season may be cancelled. TBN reporter Neville Twickenbuck learned from a source within Buckingham Palace that Queen Elizabeth is highly upset at the prospect…
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