BOSTON – Three of the leading psychologists in the country have stated that Donald J. Trump’s political career, like a 10-day old loaf of bread, has expired. Dr. Skiffington Bibble stated that he has studied Trump since his days on NBC’s The Appre...
HONG KONG – The government of China has just sent a text message to US president, Donald Trump, telling him that he had better stop calling the Coronavirus 'the Chinese Flu' and 'the Kung Flu'. Xi Jinping, the general secretary of the Chinese gove...
MINNEAPOLIS – According to The Minneapolis Daily Embellisher, the DQ headquarters has just implemented a new corporate policy. DQ Senior Executive Vice-Chairman Angus P. Butterhouse has informed the public that, effective immediately, all of the...
POCATELLO - The Idaho state legislature has just passed a law which will prohibit anyone from being within six feet of someone else. The Idaho Social Distancing Act, which requires couples to stay six feet apart from each other, passed by a vote o...
TALLAHASSEE – The governor of Florida says that he is fed up with all these young college kids running around his beaches half naked, and, in 17% of the cases, totally naked. He has warned all of the spring breakers to pack up their swimsuits, the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House insider has revealed that he overheard the first lady talking on her cell phone to her mother. Mrs. Trump was heard saying that over the last month Donald has slept an average of 45 minutes a night and sometimes on...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – An unnamed White House source who saw the test results, said that President Trump’s C-19 test came back positive for stupidity. The source said that, on a range of 1 to 90, with 90 being as stupid as a porcupine chasing its own...
CHICAGO – Every airline in America is starting to really get extremely concerned with the fact that ticket sales have dropped by 71%. And, right away, they are crying to Uncle Sam (aka Donald Trump) and asking him for a Coronavirus Aid Package Bai...
CORK, Ireland – Irish officials are taking the Coronavirus very seriously, as evidenced by a newly-written proclamation which, if violated, will cause the violator or violators to be taken into custody. The Blarney Stone Coalition of Dublin stated...
DENVER – The governor of Colorado has agreed to ship up to three tons of top grade cannabis to California. Due to the lack of rain, the Left Coast state has not produced as much pot as needed to meet the ever-increasing demand. California state...
NEW YORK CITY - The Trump Campaign has announced that the President Trump Bobblehead Dolls will go on sale shortly. Trump Campaign spokesperson, Tallulah Lifshitz, said that the little four-inch plastic TBD’s will sell for $67 plus tax, with all t...
OSLO, Norway - A company that deals in disease testing has come up with a test that has proven to be 89.7% effective in testing for the C-19 virus strain. Dr. Bjorn Thor Steinfest, who has been with the company for 47 years, said that the testing...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was having lunch at a District of Columbia McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson. A reporter with RumorLand News asked him about the gossip that he has a tattoo of his daughter, Ivanka. Trump angrily pu...
MADRID, New York – The man who was Donald Trump’s personal attorney and so called “Fixer” for ten years, has just commented that he is ready to sing like Celine Dion. Michael Cohen said that he has had a lot of time to think, as he sat in his tiny...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – It is no secret that Trump has become extremely concerned at the fact that, due to the Coronavirus situation, attendance at his rallies has dropped off by as much as 65%. His campaign team is seeing more and more empty seats, an...
MEXICO CITY - Mexico’s Department of Colds and Flus reports that the country has had only 12 cases of C-19, whereas China has had over 81,000, and the USA has had almost 2,200. U.S. medical researchers are baffled by this big discrepancy, since th...
San Diego, California - A representative with Jack-In-The-Box has informed a reporter with The Los Angeles Post-Gazette that their corporation feels that eating an Ultimate Cheesburger could possibly prevent someone from getting COVID-19. Pettus H...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
