Melania Trump Reveals That Living With Her Husband Is Totally Stressing Her Out

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 19 March 2020

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Melania has told several people that living in the White House has made her very miserable.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House insider has revealed that he overheard the first lady talking on her cell phone to her mother.

Mrs. Trump was heard saying that over the last month Donald has slept an average of 45 minutes a night and sometimes only 25 minutes a night.

She says that she hears him get up and go downstairs to the White House kitchen and make himself as many as three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches which he drinks down with an A&W Root Beer.

Melania even told her mother that he walks around in his white dress shirt and tie, his red MAGA cap, but with no pants. The first lady informed her mom that several of the White House maids are afraid that he might make a move on them.

Melly, as her husband calls her, said that if the stress gets worse she will move out of the White House and find herself a small apartment nearby for her and their son Barron and his pet woodchuck, Woody.

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