Trump’s COVID-19 Test Came Back Positive For Stupidity

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Wednesday, 18 March 2020

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Trump divulged that his doctor said he is as healthy as a woodchuck and should live to be 104.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – An unnamed White House source who saw the test results, said that President Trump’s C-19 test came back positive for stupidity.

The source said that, on a range of 1 to 90, with 90 being as stupid as a porcupine chasing its own tail, POTUS scored a 76, well within the accepted guidelines for stupidity.

The source also noted that the test showed that Trump does not have any bone spurs, and, furthermore, it revealed that he has never had any bone spurs.

Although the test results were marked 'highly confidential', the source was able to obtain them because she has access to the entire White House including the sitting room where the test results folder was sitting.

IN A NON-RELATED STORY - Sean Hannity is insisting that the explicit photos of him and Kathy Griffin are 99.9% fake.

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