WEST HOLLYWOOD, California – (Fake news story) Kanye West said he is disappointed in the American people. He pointed out that just because he is one of the most sensitive individuals in Tinsel Town, that does not mean that he is not qualified to be p…
BILLINGSGATE POST: At first, apologists for Joe Biden blamed his mental lapses for having inhaled while sniffing hairdos. Then there were those who blamed it on his age, saying that it’s not unusual for someone 77 years old to call a student a “lying…
DUBLIN, Ohio - LPGA Commissioner, Mike Whan, has said that golf balls will soon be flying, as he has approved the Ladies Professional Golfers Association season to officially begin. He stated that the organization will have several new policy chan…
LOS ANGELES – The all-girl Russian band, who hate President Putin more than cavemen hated taking baths, has just released their latest song titled, “Damnit, Where The Hell Did All These Friggin' Racists Come From?" Pussy Riot was recently honored…
President Trump tweeted this morning that a game of golf should decide the 2020 US election, to avoid what he claims are "fake voters" that would corrupt the result. "A lot of people say it's the best way to decide who should be president," said T…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The latest anti-Trump group to spring up is perhaps one that Trump hates more than any of the others. Individuals who served in President George W. Bush’s White House, have formed a group of hundreds, and they are as anti-Trump…
On Saturday, musical artist and fashion designer, Kanye West, announced his candidacy for the 2020 US Presidential election. West made his announcement via Twitter. “We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision...
Yesterday in an interview with a major news network, Mr. Biden confirmed he is an advocate of mask-wearing, and he will make it mandatory, when president. He stood eight feet away from the anchor at his news desk, both wearing masks, Mr. Biden bac…
[UPDATE WRITE-THROUGH] Joe from his basement explains the real reason he sits backwards on the toilette: “It was Cornpop. He made me do it. He chained me there, with my pool chain. He used to shave all the hair off my legs and he liked to ru…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Sleepy Joe Biden wants to go out quietly. He said he would be watching the election results from his basement headquarters while laid out horizontally on his favorite Naugahyde BarcaLounger. His wife, err...sister, was given o...
BILLINGSGATE POST: The contrast couldn’t be greater. While President Trump was electrifying his faithful, explaining why one should never wear leather-soled shoes while going down a steel ramp, Joe Biden was laid out on his Naugahyde BarcaLounger, p...
A man who, by his own admittance, is largely unfamiliar with the subject of US Politics, made an astonishing and barely-believable blunder this morning, when, thinking up a ridiculous story for publication on TheSpoof.com, he inexplicably confused fo...
Joe Biden never was terribly bright, and, at 77, he is losing too much of the grey matter that he once had. Nonetheless, you don’t grab as many women as he has over the years and still manage to become vice president and your party’s presidential no...
Biden is ahead in the polls, and Donald Trump is screaming like a soprano! Trump calls Joe Biden Sleepy Joe, but no one looked sleepier than Trump trying to read from the teleprompter during his West Point commencement address. Trump even appeared to…
It has become an either/or question: Do you want a clown or a real president in the Oval Office of the White House? If you were drowning in a pool, a river, or a lake, who would you want at water’s edge, Trump or Biden? Trump would claim bone...
$140 trillion is not a misprint. It is 9am, and you heard it here first. Here’s how it occurred. At a hastily-convened 6am meeting, President Trump told his cabinet that he “realized” when he was twittering at 3am, that, for $10 trillion, we could...
NEW YORK CITY – Ann Coulter is a perfect example of millions of Republicans who are finally coming around to realize that they made a big mistake by voting for Donald Johnny Trump. Ann, who once thought that Trump hung the moon, now realizes that...
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