The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred is sick and tired of having to pay millions of dollars to remove nasty, vulgar, sickening tobacco juice stains from the floors of MLB dugouts. Manfred has issued a pro…
In a stunning upset, the underdog Swamp State Crocodiles triumphed over the formidable Ohio State Buckeyes baseball team, as reported by Sportsapalooza journalist Pia Confetti. Confetti highlighted the extraordinary performance of 18-year-old fres…
The Trump family may soon be fronting a different kind of reality TV show as reports suggest their potential residence could shift from Mar-a-Lago to a federal prison. According to sources at The American Research Group, the FBI's investigations h…
Elon Musk has once again showcased his engineering prowess with the latest addition to the Tesla lineup. Musk's Tesla company, renowned for its innovative creations, has introduced a groundbreaking invention, the Tesla Cement Mixer. While Musk's m…
Since 2016, one of the Trumpturd's most cherished comrades has been Gov. Sarah Huckabee of Arkansas. During her tenure as DJT's press secretary/attack dog, she skillfully orchestrated the illusion that the Orange Whale possessed an unmatched intel…
The Arkansas state legislature has united in their quest to rid the state of the pestilence known as telemarketers. With an overwhelming majority of 99 legislators in favor and just one rogue dissenting voice, the decision to banish these obnoxiou…
Salvatore Goombalini, a notorious figure in the underworld, has issued a stern warning to anyone who dares to harm his precious daughter, Rita, suggesting dire consequences await those foolish enough to cross that line. Rita, a captivating and eni…
Reports coming out of Mar-a-Lago suggest that Trump's guilt-ridden conscience has led him to seek therapy twice a day, attempting to atone for the myriad of controversial actions he has committed. According to an insider, Trump's fast-food habits…
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was asked if it's true that POTUS has a subscription to the extremely popular monthly publication Victorian Secrets Magazine. Miss Jean-Pierre smiled and announced that President Biden has subscribed…
Bedroom Pillow Talk senior reporter Carolina Chipotle has just broken the story that Donald Jonatan Erasmus Trump has finally admitted that he does, in fact, have a third daughter who was born out of wedlock 41 years ago. Trump's third daughter ha…
The intergalactic business titan, Bezos-Musk Inc., has sent shockwaves through the online world by acquiring one of the most popular men's sexual-health websites in cyberspace. In a statement issued by Bezos-Musk Inc., it was revealed that [color…
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof Satire) - The American Research Group has just announced that the latest single by Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull has rocketed to the top of the charts, knocking all other songs out of the way like a bull in a china shop. The song…
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - According to the highly reputable American Research Group, the new Stormy Daniels Mouthwash is flying off the shelves faster than a toupee in a tornado. When our reporters reached out to Stormy for comment, she said…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The cable news network Fox News has announced that it is revamping its entire programming to cater to a younger, hipper audience. The network, known for its conservative leaning programming and support for former Pr…
HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Spoof Satire) - Vox Populi reporter Tapioca Swizzle reports that Tinsel Town's hottest power couple, Kim Kardashian and her bullfighter beau, Joaquin Gazpacho, have been named "Sexiest Couple in Hollywood" by Hollywood Inn…
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper reports that Elon Musk has boasted about the incredible sales of his new Tesla Dump Truck. According to Musk, his Tesla Bus, Tesla Flying Car and Tesla Limo were impressive, but the Tesla D…
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