Bedroom Pillow Talk senior reporter Carolina Chipotle has just broken the story that Donald Jonatan Erasmus Trump has finally admitted that he does, in fact, have a third daughter who was born out of wedlock 41 years ago.
Trump's third daughter has been identified as Kyra Paradiddle-Trump, and she resides in Calexico, California, where she works as the featured pole dancer at The Club Aphrodite.
Kyra is actually 3 hours and 35 minutes younger than her half-sister Ivanka, whom she greatly resembles.
Information guru Andy Cohen has spoken to Miss Paradiddle-Trump over the phone, and she informed him that her father (Donald Trump) is planning to fly to Calexico, and after 41 years, they will finally meet.
SIDENOTE: Cohen learned that DJT is so ecstatic about reconnecting with his long-lost daughter that he's considering renaming Mar-a-Lago to "Kyra's Palace" and turning it into a pole-dancing haven. Additionally, he's planning on gifting Kyra a solid gold pole as a token of their newfound father-daughter bond.
