Welcome, mud fans, to the First Annual All-FEMALE – no guys or “other” allowed, Ron DeSantis has created this “sport” and he will not be pissed off by things he doesn’t like and/or understand -- he controls the state, you don’t – don’t like it, move…
Don’t be a jive turkey! Get yo ass out and see the latest Hollywood blockbuster sure to win the next Best Picture. “Captain Funk and the Groovy Bringdown”, a Blaxploitation musical coming soon, where pimps and hos keep it real and are always on th…
Ron DeSantis doesn’t like Santa Claus, that fat jolly old elf who likes to dress up like some kinda drag whore LGBTLQANONXXX or whatever the hell they wanna call themselves – and have children sit on his lap! Hell no! Not in Florida, where the bik…
Trump recently put out a Campaign Editorial that was mailed to hundreds of newspapers. He can be very decisive at times. He is planning on running for President - and like an aging Rapper likes to show he is a Creative Artist - (in Writing) - as…
Tallahassee - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who passed a law intended to arrest thousands Democrats he insisted were committing election fraud on a massive scale, has been frustrated so far by his election police, who have only located a handful of…
(Sharknado was just a movie, just a movie, just a movie …) The recent hurricane that hit Florida has done more damage than most media outlets are ready or willing to report. Strange things … unbelievable if it wasn’t for the damage done. As Hur…
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - The biggest political feud to come down the pike in a month of Sundays is centered in The Plywood State of Florida. Gov. DeSantis and Donald Trump used to be asshole buddies, but now they cannot even stand hear…
Governor Abbott will supply all you want. Basically, he lies to the immigrants to get them on the buses - apparently not a Crime in America, as the federal government has done nothing about his lying. which is a type of Fraud. Other wise the…
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - In a shock to Gov. DeSantis, who thought he was a shoe-in, comes the indisputable fact that every American poll shows that "Douche Bag" DeSantis will get his hate-spewing ass kicked in the governor's race. The…
Gov, de Santis in his Dictatorial way of ruling Florida - is going to ban all books about the Civil war from Florida Schools. "It is still controversial on who won the War - and they invariably bring in Slavery of Blacks as a main reason for the…
Ron De Santis wants American veterans to happily volunteer to enter the Florida school system to teach “these goddamn kids how to be a man!” Well, he didn’t say that in so many words … he used other carefully chosen words to not sound TOO Nazi, just…
Tallahassee- Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, after cleansing all references to slavery, global warming, homosexuality and other woke ideas from school textbooks in the Sunshine State, has decided to attack the root of the leftist threat by ordering a…
- Just like the Klan, I used to Know'... The new lyrics - thought up by Clarence Thomas' wife Ginnie. She was house cleaning and started humming the old Xmas tune and being a creative lady - just made-up new words. Her husband Clarence (an Ho…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - According to the Miami Globe-Gazette, Gov. Ron "Dump Trump" DeSantis is posturing himself to be the leading Republican to be at the top of the GOP ticket in the next presidential election. DeSantis, is hated…
A new Disneyland ride called the “Donkey Cock” – half donkey, half rooster (a loveable and wacky new character soon to appear in Disney’s latest racist cartoon movie, though a name for the character has still to be finalized) – will soon be unveiled…
Gustavo Petro, the leftist ex-rebel fighter with the M-19 guerrilla movement, won Colombia’s presidential election on Sunday. Ron DeSantis isn’t happy about the election, so everyone should take notice! When a Florida governor cares about the pres…
Possible 2024 presidential candidate Ron DeSantis lectured the “legacy media” today. Flanked by his talented press secretary, Christina Pushaw, the Florida governor blasted “mainstream reporters for telling the truth.” DeSantis erupted after the…
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