Need Some Immigrants for your Farm or Sweatshop Business? Talk to Texas

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 16 September 2022

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Here's those tired, poor, huddled masses you ordered!

Governor Abbott will supply all you want.

Basically, he lies to the immigrants to get them on the buses - apparently not a Crime in America, as the federal government has done nothing about his lying. which is a type of Fraud.

Other wise the Governor is very Ethical - he won't supply massage parlors with workers, etc.

If enough people don't apply to him - Abbott goes back to his original option - He just buses them to NY City or Chicago and dumps them on the street - with no food or money.

He describes himself as a good Christian, but you wouldn't know it by his actions. But the Evangelical Christians love him. As none of them believe in Mercy for the Poor - either.

The other good Christian Republican governor in Florida - De Santis - is a real Saint - He generously flies his immigrants. But he also Lies to the immigrants - tells them he will fly them to Boston and help with immigration.

But instead flies them to a small island - Martha's Vineyard - and dumps them at the airport. The Evangelicals - (Christians in name only) - love him also.

Both of the Bozos have a very good chance of becoming President of the United States.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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