New Republican Theme Song For 2024 - 'I'm Deaming of a White Christian'

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 24 July 2022

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Mike Pence and De Santis like the tune and the new words

- Just like the Klan, I used to Know'...

The new lyrics - thought up by Clarence Thomas' wife Ginnie. She was house cleaning and started humming the old Xmas tune and being a creative lady - just made-up new words.

Her husband Clarence (an Honorary Republican white Guy) heard her and complimented her on the new word to the tune.

Clarence - in his head, in not Black. He feels he is a White Republican, married to a White Republican and all is well with the world.

All Republican leaders treat him as a White Republican, so it keeps the illusion going. This is called by Psychologists - Magical Thinking.

He feels so White, that he is going to fight to get rid of gay marriage and interracial marriage - as they are not in the Constitution.

Anyway, Mike Pence and De Santis like the tune and the new words.

It might become the 2024 theme song - as it is evoking Nostalgia for the old White Majority America.

They hope by disenfranchising about 20% of American Black and Latino voters - that their White Base can elect them president and vice president.

If successful - we can have a White Christian nation again.

The problem will be as what to do with the 52% of Blacks, Asian and Latino citizens. Send them back where they came from?

(But the Whites won't have to be sent back where they came from?)

You see - we have always a nation of Immigrants.)


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