Migrant-Nado! - Hit movie franchise or humanitarian travesty?

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 1 October 2022

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Duck and Cover!

(Sharknado was just a movie, just a movie, just a movie …)

The recent hurricane that hit Florida has done more damage than most media outlets are ready or willing to report. Strange things … unbelievable if it wasn’t for the damage done.

As Hurricane Ian headed to the Florida coast, it was packing heat. It picked up various migrants who were in several boats and spun them around and around until the storm made landfall and started tossing people from Central America and Cuba like dwarves at a Texas rodeo.

Migrants shot through Miami, through night clubs and police stations, soared over Cape Canaveral where a rocket was ready to launch spy satellites, into schools and gyms and restaurants everywhere. There was nowhere that wasn’t hit by a flying migrant.

Those illegal immigrants who remained alive after the storm past were scooped up in a front end loader and poured into school buses, which were all wrapped in bows with signs saying “For Joe”.

They headed to Wash DC. Where hurricanes happen every day … (Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbot were very proud that day when thousands died, but only regretted that it wasn’t done by mass shooting … )

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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