NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donald Trump is mad that Ivanka threw him under the bus. Ivanka is mad that her father forcibly kissed her on the mouth at least 17 times a day. And "Dopey" Trump (Donald Trump Jr.) is mad that his brother "Goofy" (Eri…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump is quickly learning that people have had enough of his spoiled, brat, Manhattanesque shenanigans. People, even his own hardcore supporters have gone soft on him, and many are now calling him The Pied Piper of…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Jared Kushner recently told one of his cousins that his wife, Ivanka has become more and more depressed. Kushner stated that the reason for her hard-core depression is due to the fact that the Trumptard got furious as h…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Reports filtering out of the Trumptard's Florida mansion (aka Villa Vulgarian) state that it certainly looks like the honeymoon between "Cheeto Face" and his favorite child, Ivanka, is in fact over, as over can be. The…
ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - Fox News host Tucker "The Creep" Carlson said he spoke to Trump and he has never seen the orange complected fella so angry, so bitter, and so downright Hitleresque crazy. Carlson said that DJT told him that he ca…
MIAMI BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency has just uncovered that while the Trumptard was spending lots of time playing golf instead of running the country, he did find time to instruct the US Hurricane Federation to name a…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump's favorite child, Ivanka, has just testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. The sexy, statuesque blonde vividly recalls seeing her daddy and Rudy G…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - There is no doubt in anyone's mind that the most evil, hateful, racist, person to ever walk the face of the earth is Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The shithead, while a resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, fucking…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Ivanka Trump has told the members of the news media that she knows exactly why her father (The Racist Predator) is in such a horrible, mean, cruel, frustrated, evil mood. Ivanka, who is perhaps the only member of the T…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk has just revealed that a very sexy, revealing photo of the former first daughter, Ivanka "Tits" Trump has just been posted to the Internet. The photo, according to BPT writer Carolina Chipotle was ta…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The man, who is without a doubt the most hated person in the entire country, (Donald Trump), recently went in to have 93 pounds of fat-as-hell belly fat tissue removed by way of his anal cavity (i.e. asshole). Doctor's…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of psychiatry is a very synchronized photosynthetic arena. Recently a group of 4,000 psychiatrists met in the Windy City and focused on the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington, D.C. (The Trum…
MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice is buzzing like crazy as word from the Kremlin says that Putin has invited the sexy, long-legged Ivanka Trump to be the honored guest of the Russian leader. As the KV has stated it is no secret that the…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting a story that has shocked the entire world. According to BuzzFuzz senior writer, Tafetta Kixx, Ivanka Trump confessed to her that a mere three hours before President Putin launched his invasion of Ukra…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump says that she is pissed off at the fact that because so many Americans hate her racist, predatorial father so much, they are taking it out on her. The long-legged giraffe, as comedian Zydeco Dupree calls he…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that Trump’s oldest and most favorite daughter did not actually come from his loins. Writer Velveeta Maracas with NBNA, learned from a highly reliable source that the g…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The BuzzFuzz News Agency has just learned from a Trump family member why Ivanka has scheduled weekly sessions with her therapist. The family member spoke under condition of anonymity with reporter Taffeta Kixx, at an un…
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