Trump Says Ivanka Needs A Damn Good Spanking For Throwing His Ass Under The Bus

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 24 June 2022

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The Trumptard French-kissing HIS own daughter's ear. WTF???

ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - Fox News host Tucker "The Creep" Carlson said he spoke to Trump and he has never seen the orange complected fella so angry, so bitter, and so downright Hitleresque crazy.

Carlson said that DJT told him that he can still not believe that his hot, sexy, daughter Ivanka could throw his ass underneath the bus at The Senate Condemnatory Hearing On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, like she fucking did.

The resident Fox shit stirrer, asked Trumpy if perhaps Ivanka was on her period and she could not control what she said.

Trump said that yes, she was in fact on her period, but that should not have made one damn rat's ass of a difference.

"Cheeto Face" (Trump) says that his wayward daughter needs to have her sweet ass spanked for throwing HIS ass underneath the bus.

When Tucker asked him if Ivanka was not out of his will, the Trumptard replied that she is for now, but he added that he expects her to come begging him to put her back in dressed in her skimpy red MAGA bikini swimsuit. ■

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