NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump is quickly learning that people have had enough of his spoiled, brat, Manhattanesque shenanigans.
People, even his own hardcore supporters have gone soft on him, and many are now calling him The Pied Piper of Pussygrabbingville.
Ex-Trump ally, Rudy "The Swamp Creature" said that the name fits him to a fucking tee.
Former girlfriend Megan Kelly, even said she has always hated Trump, but she was just a blonde glutton for trying to get an exclusive interview, from as she calls him, the meanest, cruelest, nastiest, pile of buzzard shit to ever exist.
And of course every last one of Trump's ex-lawyers, who were known as Trump's "Crazy Team," abandoned him like rats abandoning a sinking ship.
And now the Trumptard looks around and Melania is out on the Left Coast with LeBron James, Ivanka has turned her back on The Daddy From Hell, and daughter Tiffany has never liked him because of the very mean and cruel way that he treated her movie star mom Marla Maples.
Tiff cried as she pointed out that her punk-ass father treated her mom as if she was just a mere whore on 7th Avenue in Manhattan.
Trump's anti-Donald cousin (Mary Trump) recently told Don Lemon of CNN, "My cousin has shown time after time that the only person he cares about is his own messed up, orange complected, fucked up self."
SIDENOTE: Mary Trump so accurately stated that when cousin "Cheeto Face" goes to prison, and he certainly will, the Black Lives Matter bruthas, will have him squealing like an extremely molested woman before he can say "I love blacks - my first wife was black."
