The Donald Trump - Ivanka Trump Honeymoon Is Over!!!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 25 June 2022

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Kissing experts have said that Trump and Ivanka kiss on the lips more than 94% of all married American couples.

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Reports filtering out of the Trumptard's Florida mansion (aka Villa Vulgarian) state that it certainly looks like the honeymoon between "Cheeto Face" and his favorite child, Ivanka, is in fact over, as over can be.

The man who was recently named, The Most Racist Man In America by the BuzzFuzz News Agency is reported to be as depressed, as angry, and as fucked up as he has ever been.

One of the cooks at "Villa Vulgarian," as Mar-a-Lago was nicknamed by VP Harris, stated that El Donaldo used to send at least 40 text messages to Ivanka everyday; and now he hasn't texted her in over a week.

Meanwhile the fake blonde, Ivanka is reportedly talking to the attorney general of New York about possibly bringing charges on her predatorial father on grounds of his being an out-of-control, hardcore predatorial douche bag.

Ivanka is no dummy, as info guru Andy Cohen has stated, and she knows that if her orange complected father cuts her out his will, she will STILL get lots and lots of tens of millions of dollars from her lawsuit against him.

SIDENOTE: As Cohen has astutely stated, either way The Pied Piper of The Potomac is fucking toast!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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