CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of psychiatry is a very synchronized photosynthetic arena.
Recently a group of 4,000 psychiatrists met in the Windy City and focused on the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington, D.C. (The Trumptard).
And to a man (and woman) they all agreed that the constant open-mouth kissing between the racist predator and his giraffe-looking daughter is not healthy at all.
They all stated that the two have been photographed tongue wrestling on at least 297 times; including once at a Neil Diamond concert in New York City's Central Park.
When Daily Max News Agency writer Savannah Stiletto spoke with DJT about the flagrant open mouth kissing he brushed it off as just being the norm.
Miss Stiletto then talked with Ivanka who remarked that she hates having her daddy kiss her on the mouth for several reasons; (1) His breath smells like Big Macs, (2) His breath smells like Chicken McNuggets, and (3) On several occasions the draft dodging tax evader actually went down on Stormy Daniels.
In Other News. Donal Trump Junior wants to dump his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, but every time he breaks up with her, she holds her breath and turns blue, so he tells her he was just kidding.
