Since Being Cut Out of Her Daddy's Will Ivanka Trump Has Become Very Depressed - And She Is Now On Suicide Watch

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Friday, 1 July 2022

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Ivanka hasn't been as depressed as she is now since she discovered two pimples on her nose 24 years ago.

MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Jared Kushner recently told one of his cousins that his wife, Ivanka has become more and more depressed.

Kushner stated that the reason for her hard-core depression is due to the fact that the Trumptard got furious as hell with his favorite child, when she testified at the Senate Hearing on the Jan.6 Assault on the Capitol, and basically threw her dad's ass under the bus

Melania says that it is all just a fabricated ploy to get back in her daddy's good graces and then eventually back into his will.

Meanwhile, Ivanka's soon-to-be-sister-in-law, Kimberley Guilfoyle says that Ivanka is just acting; and she really isn't that good of an actor.

When Trump was told about his daughter being placed on suicide watch, he said that Ivanka is not stupid; at least not as stupid as grown son's Donald Jr. (aka Dopey) and Eric (aka Sneezy).

SIDENOTE: Ivanka's political therapist says that since her throwing her father under the bus incident, she has lost 9ΒΌ pounds.

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