MOSCOW – (World Satire) – Ninety-seven percent of Putin’s cabinet says (behind his back of course) that their leader fucked up big time (as they say in Vegas). The Kremlin Voice has written that Putin should have learned to think things through be…
WATERLOO, Iowa – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Ukraine state that tens of thousands of it’s citizens are leaving the country post-haste due to the Russian invasion, as well as the spider monkey infestation. One report stated that three pla…
A recent study of the journalistic career of the award-winning BBC war correspondent, Rageh Omaar, has revealed that he has spent more than three-quarters of his entire life, broadcasting from flat rooftops in various trouble spots around the world.
The war in Ukraine has led to the largest humanitarian crisis in Europe since the Second World War. Over a million refugees have fled the country so far. Most European nations have agreed to accept a large number of them, but the UK is lagging behind…
WEST HOLLYWOOD, California – In an extremely charitable display of kindness and compassion, a well-known pole dancer, has just raffled off her diamond-studded flip flops on eBay. The wonderfully caring and sensuously erotic pole dancer is Lolita C…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice has just announced some news that has shocked the entire world, but in a very good way, at least as far as Ukraine is concerned. In what political and military experts are calling one of the biggest “Min…
Who was Golda Meir? Golda Meir was known as the Iron Lady long before Margaret Thatcher came along. She was the fourth and only female Prime Minister of Israel. Born in Ukraine, yes, that same Ukraine where today the world witnesses the daily resolve…
Those Ukrainians are creative people. They also have a sense of humor in the worst of times. Made out of garbage cans, Ukrainians have begun erecting 5 foot 3 inch F——k Putin memorials throughout Ukraine, filling them with the bomb-out ruble. The gar…
Russian dictator Vladimir Putin's broadcasts have been increasing unhinged lately. Yesterday, he introduced his closest adviser, the hand puppet "Mr Sock", who agreed with Putin about the necessity of conquering Ukraine. Mr Sock's voice could not…
The brazen radio operator that famously told a Russian warship to "go fuck yourselves" has been identified as no other than movie star and former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. It has been reported that the Arnold was there on Snake Island rese…
BILLINGSGATE POST: As far as wartime rat f*cks go, twenty-six centuries have passed since the Mother Of All Rat F*cks (MOARF) occurred. First mentioned in Homer’s Odyssey, the story of the Trojan Horse is well-known. It describes how Greek soldiers w…
MOSCOW – (World Satire ) – The Kremlin Voice has said that Putin is putting the entire blame for all of the protests that are going on in every Russian city on the racist sexual predator (aka Trump). The KV noted that Putin said that when the wor…
FUKTOI, Ukraine - The Ukrainian government is reporting that the 903rd infantry regiment, which is comprised of female soldiers between the ages of 17 and 31, has beat the shit out of one of Russia's most powerful regiments. The 903rd, soundly def…
Everyone can see the satellite photos of the Russian convoy mired in Ukraine out of fuel, food, and future. Guessing here, but why haven't they called for AAA or roadside service to provide some fuel? Or maybe they're having second thoughts and are c…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice has just reported that Russian President Vladimir Putin told one of his closest aides that he knows he fucked up bad by launching an attack on Ukraine. He even admitted that two hours before he ordered t…
Russian President Vladimir Putin announced his intention Monday "to punish every country on earth which makes it difficult to drink Russian vodka" following news that retailers around the world had pulled the spirits from their shelves as part of an…
What? Putin puts nuclear weapons on high alert. Why? Because Putin complains, people in the west are telling lies about him. Is that guy still in grammar school? Put, Put, Putin don't cry. Besides sounding like a school kid, Putin looks m…
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