Speculation grew today that want away striker, baldy Scouser, Wayne Rooney may have played his last game for Manchester United. News leaking out from Carrington indicated some kind of horror tackle by Scholes, which left the Scouse lothario writhi...
We can exclusively reveal that it's not money or the attraction of another club that is pulling Wayne Rooney away from Manchester United. He wants to perform in Britain's synchronised swimming team at the 2012 Olympics in London! The shocking n...
Wayne Rooney looks set to leave Manchester United because he will not, or cannot, sign a new deal at the club. The England striker is not thought to be interested in a move away from Old Trafford, but is understood to be physically unable to write...
News that HMS Ark Royal is to be taken out of service, immediately, has sparked a furious row between the WAG's of UK based footballers. "It's what no one else can have and I want it" the wife of a famous Chelsea player told NMC News today. Sev...
Old Trafford, Manchester: £200 per Ciggy Pack Wazza who has not been loyal to his wife, understandably is not loyal to his football club and now wants a move from Manchester United and Chewing Gum Fergie. In what has been classic Chewing Gum Ferg...
Jose Mourinho "The Chosen One" has shown interest in unsettled, once upon a time Superstar, Wayne Rooney. His club Real Madrid will do anything what Mourinho requests and have no problems offering Wayne a job at Real Madrid. There are though se...
According to inside news leaked from Lou Macari's chippy, under fire United striker Wayne Rooney will be staying at Manchester United, but will be farmed out by the club on a twelve month loan deal until the dust settles. Most probably to Tranmere...
Wayne Rooney and Sarah Ferguson have been captured together on the floor of a Manchester nightclub scoring. Fergie shouted in glee as the striker hit home. Wayne told your reporter, tipped off about this encounter, that he felt closer to the Queen...
Rooney officially has come out and said that he wants to quit Manchester United. The overpaid and over-laid Manchester United forward, and former Blueboy, told his boss that he wants to go to "Chelsea". But not to the club. Yes, it's 24 year...
It seems his tenure at Old Trafford is finally coming to an end. Following allegations that he had chatted to another woman via Facebook the other night, Sir Alex Ferguson commented how "he'd had his last chance. He's still up to his old ways and...
Media speculation has been mounting over the departure of Wayne Rooney from Manchester United after a supposed bust-up between him and Alex Ferguson. However, according to his wife, Colleen Rooney, Rooney will be staying in Manchester. There has b...
Despite continued denials from Manchester United officials to the contrary, the smart money down Sir Matt Busby Way seems to be on baldy Scouse striker Wayne Rooney departing to Real Madrid in the January transfer window. Insiders say that Sir Ale...
Wayne Rooney has confirmed he is to leave Manchester United next summer. In an exclusive interview he said: 'My heart lies elsewhere and so it's not fair on the fans.' Rooney was once a world number one however of late his talents have fallen shor...
Rumours are tonight circulating that Wayne Rooney could have played his last game for Manchester United after the striker was alleged to have been romantically involved with manager Sir Alex Ferguson's wife, Cathy. It's thought that Rooney may hav...
Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney could be on his way to Spanish giants Real Madrid in the January transfer window, if a bloke on a bus I was on today is to be believed. Rooney, 24, whose current contract expires in 2012, has appa...
Wayne Rooney has been seen in central Manchester with his mother-in-law, Colette. Sources close to the family are saying that Coleen decided to send Rooney on a shopping trip with her mum, in an attempt to rebuild the bridges he destroyed, while he w...
There were sighs of relief throughout eastern and central Europe this week as Wayne and Coleen returned home from Prague without sparking a 30-year conflict. As we reported last week, there were concerns that Coleen might exact a terrible revenge...
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