Having a baby is often a life threatening experience. But to have to dodge bombs, be carried out of a hospital on a stretcher, across the street to a bomb shelter and have a baby there is a travesty. Russian people would never approve of that kind of…
A transcript released by the January 6th Select Committee details a conference call indicating that the invasion of Ukraine originated with Donald Trump and his associates Roger Stone, Steve Bannon and Paul Manafort (ie. the usual suspects). Rep. B…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Haunted by the incessant cackle of Kamala Harris as she visits Poland and Romania, Vladimir Putin admits that his troops have become disoriented by the Ukraine loudspeakers that never stop blasting away the sounds of Kamala’s laug…
MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has just announced that dozens of American companies and fast food chains are abandoning Vlady The Prick's beloved Russia. A spokesperson for the McDonalds franchise chain told the KV that they will be c…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just revealed why the highly sucessful "The Batman" movie was banned in Russia. Reporter Huckleberry Citrus, said that he spoke with an old high school friend who now lives in Moscow, and he told him tha…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - J.Lo told a reporter with Boom Boom News that she is tired of hearing the on-going rumor about her having an affair with President Putin. She told Boom Boom's Hacienda Fiddle that she was 100% faithful to Cris, even…
The whole world is nervous about upsetting Putin. Putin reminded the world that he had nuclear weapons. So there! Don't you dare interfere with my slaughter in Ukraine or else. The world was left shaking in its boots because of the or else.
MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has turned on President Putin like Donald Trump turned on Rudy Giuliani, Michael Cohen, Megan Kelly, Tom Brady, and Stormy Daniels. The KV no longer fears Putin or his KGB enforcers. The national Russian…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The word from the Kremlin is that the rich-as-hell oligarchs of Russia are fed up with the way Putin is handling the war. The Ukrainian army is decimating the Russian army at an alarming rate. Reports from the war front s…
2008- Russia invades former 'comrade' nation Georgia because Putin 'has Georgia on his mind….'. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. June 2014- Russia begins…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin resembled the US Capitol on January 6, as hundreds of young anti-Ukraine War protesters stormed the building and destroyed expensive paintings by Wassily Kandinsky, Marc Chagall, Ilya Repin, and Tinkerbell Foofin…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – Ninety-seven percent of Putin’s cabinet says (behind his back of course) that their leader fucked up big time (as they say in Vegas). The Kremlin Voice has written that Putin should have learned to think things through be…
This morning, Prime Minister Boris Johnson published his 6 point plan to help Ukraine win their fight against Vladimir Putin. The plan will be carried out by Johnson personally: 1. Ask Boris's Russian chums to keep quiet about funding the Tori…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice has just announced some news that has shocked the entire world, but in a very good way, at least as far as Ukraine is concerned. In what political and military experts are calling one of the biggest “Min…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – As if Vlady Putin doesn’t already have enough shit to worry about now comes word from The Kremlin Voice that some Chinese space junk is scheduled to land in Moscow within 90 days. The space crap is reportedly from the unm…
Those Ukrainians are creative people. They also have a sense of humor in the worst of times. Made out of garbage cans, Ukrainians have begun erecting 5 foot 3 inch F——k Putin memorials throughout Ukraine, filling them with the bomb-out ruble. The gar…
Russian dictator Vladimir Putin's broadcasts have been increasing unhinged lately. Yesterday, he introduced his closest adviser, the hand puppet "Mr Sock", who agreed with Putin about the necessity of conquering Ukraine. Mr Sock's voice could not…
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