LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The BBC has just broken the sports story that the Manchester United Red Devils soccer team is being investigated by Scotland Yard for some under-the-table shenanigans that are way up there in the high jinks department. B…
MANCHESTER, England - (Sports Satire) - The Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper has just learned that the Premier League has hit Man U with a very hefty fine. The fine was due to the fact that in a game with Tottenham Hot Spur one of the Red Devil p…
A spokesman for the fast growing Church of Satan said they are proceeding to put in an offer in for the Manchester Red Devils. 'It is a good fit for our business plan of taking over the Earth in Satan's name' - he said. Fans will be cheering Sata…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of "Big D," is that Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, aka America's Team, wants to buy the Manchester United Red Devils and move them to Dallas. Jones told Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti,…
LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just broken the story that King Charles III, has made it one of his top priorities to lure the Premier League Manchester United Red Devils to London. Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel F…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti covered the soccer game between the Galaxy of L.A and the Red Devils of Manchester. She said that right away the team from Cali scored a goal after the Man U goalie tripped on his…
HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine senior writer Hercules Confetti has just broken the story that a member of the most successful and greatest band in music history has expressed a desire to purchase the Manchester United soccer t…
MANCHESTER, England - (Satire News) - One of the world's most popular sports teams, The Manchester United Red Devils took a vote as to who they would like to see become Britain's next prime minister. Man U owners Joel and Avram Glazer took the pol…
MANCHESTER, England - (Satire News) - The Mancunians of Manchester are thrilled as their Red Devils team has just signed one of Mexico's best football players. The striker named Antonio Mercurio Balcazar, is only 16, and he is already regarded as…
MANCHESTER, England - (Sports Satire) - England's Tickety Boo News has just learned from an inside source that the six Glazer children, who own Man U, have asked the Manchester civic leaders to change the name of the Mersey River. The name of the…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just broken the story that the Glazer family, owners of the Manchester United Red Devils football team, has just hired three gorgeously sexy former Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Bruno…
Manchester - Mauricio Pochettino, who recently joined Manchester United as manager, has been forced to reverse his first decision as the head man at the club, which was to buy attacking midfielder Jesse Lingard from West Ham United. Pochettino, wh…
MANCHESTER, England – (UK Satire) – Like the old saying goes “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,” the Glazer family, who owns the Manchester United Red Devils, have decided to take a cue from Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys.
MANCHESTER, England – (Sports Satire) – Reports out of the UK state that Simon Cowell’s If I’m Being Honest Productions has just finalized plans for two of Britain’s most popular football clubs to play a game in China. The game will be played in S…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Two of the richest and most popular residents of England are Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell. Tickety Boo News has just heard from a very reliable source inside Buckingham Palace that the two gentlemen have been talking about…
Old Trafford has been hailed as the new Mecca for worship due to its healing powers. A Falkirk man, named Robbie Banks has claimed his family has spent hundreds of thousands of pounds sending him on religious healing pilgrimages to cure his disabilit…
A Nr7 shirt claimed to be the 'Messiah' for an ailing, once global dominant footy team situated in Manchester, and this team, which is certainly not 'United' is failing to 'part the waves!' The Footy Gods obviously prefer light-blue skies, and not re…
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