DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just broken the story that the Glazer family, owners of the Manchester United Red Devils football team, has just hired three gorgeously sexy former Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
Bruno Windenshire, 64, a rep for Man U, commented that the three Dallas cheerleaders will actually be heading up the newly-formed Manchester United Red She Devils cheerleading squad.
London's Tickety Boo News reports that since Manchester United announced their new cheerleading squad, Red Devils season ticket sales have shot up by 42%.
The Glazer family also stated that they are estimating that sale of stadium crumpets will probably triple due to the new cheerleading acquisition.
Meanwhile, Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys said that he is looking into possibly allowing half a dozen of his prettiest cheerleaders to sign with the Man U Red She Devils.
