MANCHESTER, England - (Sports Satire) - England's Tickety Boo News has just learned from an inside source that the six Glazer children, who own Man U, have asked the Manchester civic leaders to change the name of the Mersey River.
The name of the river means "Waters where the storks frolic wildly during the height of the stork mating season."
It is noted that for years some of the older inhabitants of Manchester have wanted to change the name, which is apparently, to many octogenarians and some underage children a bit on the off-color side.
So finally after 721 years, the Mersey River will soon become The Chicharito River, in honor of the native of Guadalajara, Mexico, who is one of the greatest players to ever kick the old soccer ball (or football as they call it in Britain).
SIDENOTE: Manchester Mayor Joyce Craig, has stated that the city will roll out the crimson red carpet for Chicharito and other former and current members of Man U, including Cristiano Ronaldo, Jadon Sancho, Zidane Aamar Iqbal, Harry Mcquire, and Constantinople Buckingham.
