Officials in one of our nation's most cherished states announced today a new motto. The announcement was made from a rest stop that was made famous by a former governor's assignations there under highway patrol protection. The state is known for i…
The world has spoken and they’re tired of the good old US of A. America has started more wars, killed more foreign leaders, started more coups, poured poison into more drinking water and into the air, manufactured more nuclear and chemical and bio…
Coming soon in America … Every child MUST own at least one gun. (Ask Santa for an AR-15, kids – they’re the best!) Every child MUST watch at least one cool and awesome TV show that features drug usage, violence, blood and guts, lots of Christi…
The Tit 4 Tat is really heatin’ up. China sends weather balloons with cameras to watch … clouds and rain? Do they not have those things in China? Went off course … and it took them so long to find it, they waited until the Americans found it … and…
A Chinese spokeswoman (who looked terrified as she said this, as though a hidden gun were pointed to her head if she didn’t read off the script) said that the balloon was just for weather. And China doesn’t like being called a liar, even when it clea…
U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken met with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to discuss several topics, including Israeli-Palestinian relations. Benny said to Antony: “We promise when we torture and kill Palestinians, we won’t do it in front…
They have a peculiar way of Training police officers in the U. S. No other country in the World does it - Death for many offenses. You get Death for an offense that in other Countries you would only get a Traffic ticket for. Stricter than Af…
The U. S. is set to go bankrupt this January. No Tax Money in the Till. Nothing To Pay the Bills. Since Reagan - the Rich have paid less and less taxes - so now Billionaires like Trump Gets big tax Refunds. Twenty years of Republican Congr…
America is such a good nation. Never done anything wrong. Every time America goes to war, it’s always for a good purpose. Like Afghanistan and Syria and Iraq and … well, those are just the most recent. But what about the Christmas holidays? Don…
Haiti is tied to America’s whipping post. America is not a racist country. America loves you. Won’t you buy goods and services from America? They love all their allies and are willing to love their enemies too. The USA always wants to gain control…
During the good old days of the Cold War, there was a thing the Americans and Soviet invented called “Mutually-Assured Destruction” or M.A.D. This came about when both side had enough nuclear missiles to blow the frick outa each other, and take the r…
Given the extreme hatred of women in the USA, philosophy majors and Starbucks baristas are all wondering if Republican-led states will essentially become prison camps for women and other “people” not seen as people by Christian MAGAs. Will such st…
The suede denim secret police are coming. Militias throughout America are preparing – or “prepping”, as they like to say, (short form is way cooler than the whole world, that's how you know you're not unedamacated) – for a coming war. Will there…
No, it’s not a new addition to Disneyland, it’s an upcoming classification of certain countries in the world. There’s the First World (who call themselves more civilized than other ‘worlds’, and are, thus, less civilized, being snobs, to put it li…
This is Basil, from Ye Olde Church News - sent on a fact finding mission to America. (Plus making it a paid vacation. ) We hear such alarming news of our American bretheran - that the Religious over here are going crazy. It is all true. Ever…
Some have said – possibly Ron DeSantis – that America has now been turned into a banana republic after Mar-A-Lago got raided by the FBI. Others have said that America was turned into a big banana when Trump campaigned to become Head Banana. So…
If Trump gets back in come 2024, one of his secret promises has been not only to move the White House to Florida, but also to change the name of America itself. No longer will it be the “United” states, but the “‘Untied” states, since Trump will p…
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