No Child Left Alone to Enjoy their American Childhoods

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 5 March 2023

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Still Using Kids as Bargaining Chips ... America

Coming soon in America …

Every child MUST own at least one gun. (Ask Santa for an AR-15, kids – they’re the best!)

Every child MUST watch at least one cool and awesome TV show that features drug usage, violence, blood and guts, lots of Christianity, and more blood and guns – but NOTHING involving nudity or human sexuality.

Every child MUST own a Copy of “The KKK’s Guide to Child-Grooming”

Every child MUST beat up at least one weaker kid on the playground to assert their dominance and prove that Americans are stronger than other children. (If said American child picks on another American child of a different race, color, religion, gender … BONUS POINTS and a letter of congratulations signed by Donald Trump himself.)

Every child MUST vow to love Jesus forever. If they choose any other religion, they will be deported, but only after hate groups burn down their town and call themselves patriots.

Every child MUST say the word ‘patriot’ a lot until it means nothing since all sides say it but none know what it means.

Every child MUST pledge allegiance to a white god, a white president, his white wife (even if she can’t speak English and wasn’t born in the country) and laws favoring only white people.

The list goes on, and can be added to with every generation, but NEVER taken away from. Writing laws in stone is the only way for the past to indoctrinate the present and future. And children are always the future, whether they like it or not.

America … still crazy – and using children as political bargaining chips – after all these years.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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