PEORIA, Illinois - (Satire News) - The Supersonic Concorde went belly up due to the Trumpapalooza Virus, problems with the on-board compass mechanism, and the fact that it's astoundingly fast speed basically scared the shit out of a lot of seasoned p…
LINCOLN, Nebraska - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of the Corn Cob state of Nebraska state that the citizens of the mid-American state are angry as-shit at Delta Airlines. According to Cinderella St. Lamb, with The Daily Drama News Agency, the…
The federal mandate for face coverings on airplanes is set to expire April 18th to the joy of millions of Americans. One of the last pandemic era federal restrictions for masks is finally coming to an end as the country continues to see its way out o…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport has had a large amounts of delays due in part to the jet plane shortage, as well as the jet fuel shortage. Detroit Metro Airport spokesperson Jessica F. Wackowitz, 42, stated…
Abort is a term used to stop a plane from a dangerous landing or taking off. We have to abort, is a phrase frequently used in films and television. Taking off from SFO for a direct flight from San Francisco to London in a relatively new Boeing Tr…
DALLAS – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s largest airlines has just announced that it will be cancelling hundreds of flights. A spokesperson for Southwest told Dan Harwood, with the Scuttlebutt Review, that the reason is due to the pretzel and…
Consistently one of the world's leading and top-performing airline carriers over the past two decades, Qatar Airlines is considering a namechange after several passengers became confused about the unusual spelling of the word 'Qatar' when completing…
Renowned Australian Airline KwonToss have told us that they're going to start offering their first-class passengers flights which will include accommodation with a bedroom, a kitchenette, and a wet-room. Whilst this may look attractive, Tripped A…
CHICAGO – The city known as the Windy City, the Airline Hub, and the Place Where President Abraham Lincoln Was Conceived, has just revealed some disappointing airline facts. Most of the large airlines are reporting that they are averaging 7.3 pass...
CHICAGO – Every airline in America is starting to really get extremely concerned with the fact that ticket sales have dropped by 71%. And, right away, they are crying to Uncle Sam (aka Donald Trump) and asking him for a Coronavirus Aid Package Bai...
Troubled UK airline, Flybe, in the midst of financial catastrophe, has, this morning, announced plans to offer passengers a new service with flights to an increasingly popular destination - Oblivion. The airline has crippling debts, and cannot loo...
Boeing, Renton Field, Washington: After the revelations that 737 Ka-MAX-Kazee simulators can’t replicate the conditions which two 737 Ka-MAX-Kazee planes crashed, two airplane parking attendants, Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne, have set up 'Dumb an...
Boeing, Renton Field, Washington: Tough times for airplane parking attendants at Renton; it is getting crowded there, with planes. For Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne, who starred in two major films Dumb and Dumber, and Dumb and Dumber 2, are now...
Lausanne, Switzerland - The Inter-National Evaluators of Passenger Traffic today awarded their infamous INEPT prize to Tuva Air for its persistently low rankings in on-time arrival, baggage loss, passenger satisfaction, and frequency of flight cancel...
Bangkok, Thailand - Uber Thailand is taking on a new look! No longer are Uber drivers limited to driving their own vehicles - they can now own and drive a wingless Boeing 737 Max 8. CEO Dara Khosrowshahi is "piloting" the program in Bangkok, Thai...
Transit Security Administration employee Mark Roberts brings laser-focused attention to detail to his position at John F. Kennedy International Airport. As Roberts put it, “The second you put on that uniform, you gotta be on. That’s the job.” A...
Atlanta, GA - (Dogged News) Spokesman Roevier K. Knign for Dealthy Airlines, announced today at 8:32 AM, a new super-saver airfare rate for animal lovers. The new flat rate of fifty dollars will fly you AND your large dog anywhere Dealthy flies.
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