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EVA Air Fork Missing

Funny story: EVA Air Fork Missing

There was 'tension around the table' in one Battambang household on Monday evening, when it was revealed that an airline fork, part of a cherished collection of airline cutlery, had gone missing. The fork - stolen from an EVA Air flight from Bang...

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A Musician Reaps Havoc at 30,000 Feet

Funny story: A Musician Reaps Havoc at 30,000 Feet

Saxophonist Kenny G performed an impromptu concert for charity in the First Class section of a Tampa-to-Los Angeles Delta Airlines flight last week, prompting passengers on-board to wonder 'where was a midair collision when you wanted one?'  "We...

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Americant Airlines to double passengers per flight with THIS

Funny story: Americant Airlines to double passengers per flight with THIS

Washington D.C. - The Federal courts have cleared the way for Americant Airlines to use THIS new invention to double passenger payload. The Federal courts have cleared the way for Americant Airlines to use THIS new invention to double passenger pa...

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Budget airline introduce sexy "lap-dance" sessions to increase revenue!

Funny story: Budget airline introduce sexy "lap-dance" sessions to increase revenue!

Budget flights to and from Ibiza, Mallorca and other Brit, booze hotspots, are now offering a special form of activity on board! No more pathetic scratch cards, fast food over-priced snacks, rubbish tasting coffee or duty-free perfumes. No, for th...

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Sadistic Bastards Airlines Takes to the Skies

Funny story: Sadistic Bastards Airlines Takes to the Skies

Following a spate of in-cabin bust ups and air-rage fuelled punch-ups, one airline is standing up for what they truly believe in, in the world of customer-focused airline aggression. "We can't change," said CEO Nonoze, "so we may as well embrace t...

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New Drug Treats Air Rage

Funny story: New Drug Treats Air Rage

The new anti-anxiety drug Probenávia has landed in pharmacies just in time for air travelers: airlines and their passengers are all on edge these days as air rage incidents have increased five fold this year. In the search for an answer to the vio...

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Jetset turkey refuses to wear seatbelt during US inland flight!

Funny story: Jetset turkey refuses to wear seatbelt during US inland flight!

A turkey that was flown by its owner on an inland US flight has broken the seatbelt law and now will face a financial penalty and eventual life-long ban flying (Can they fly?). The turkey was allocated a window seat but, during the flight, refused to...

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Discount Airline Companies Proliferate

Funny story: Discount Airline Companies Proliferate

As airline customers around the world rail against lowered standards in the airline industry, it seems we only have ourselves to blame for the mess we're in: Consumers continue to flock to discount airlines that only add to their discontent with the...

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Airlines Update Choke-hold Policy

Funny story: Airlines Update Choke-hold Policy

Reeling from the recent public relations nightmare faced by United Airlines, the airline industry has publicly touted the update of choke-hold policies as making the skies even friendlier. Linda Hutton of Greeley, Colorado, found out about the ne...

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Airlines to play musical chairs

Funny story: Airlines to play musical chairs

Chicago - Unasty Airline CEO Phat N. Gooney announced to a crowded funeral gathering today that the airline is instituting a "Friendly Sky" way of dealing with overbookings. Instead of knocking out customers, then dragging them down the isle, set...

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Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Funny story: Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Folks on the Internet were surprised to see recently a photo of a big group of falcons relaxing while traveling in the cabin of a plane! Interviews with the flying falcons revealed a number of interesting things about the flight: -- For some of the falcons it was a maiden voyage. The rookie falcons put the airline-provided barf bags over their heads, so they wouldn't have to "see" the takeof...

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Plane Takes Off, Then Lands. TSA in Hot Water.

Funny story: Plane Takes Off, Then Lands. TSA in Hot Water.

Due to a glitch in the TSA's Delay Performance System, Trans American Flight 209 left the gate on time, took off, and landed at its intended destination on time. "We are looking into this situation. We take delay tactics very seriously, and if ou...

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Discount airliner Ghost Airlines reaping huge profits from anti-perk services

Funny story: Discount airliner Ghost Airlines reaping huge profits from anti-perk services

Coral Springs, FL - People are always looking for ways to set themselves apart from the crowd. Who the hell would have thought that putting sugar back into formerly sugar-sweetened beverages would be so popular? Well they are and some experts say...

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Woman tries to get fellow passengers removed for speaking Arabic on Middle East flight

Funny story: Woman tries to get fellow passengers removed for speaking Arabic on Middle East flight

Abu Dhabi, UAE - An American woman aboard Etihad flight 311 caused a security incident on Monday when she asked crew members to remove most of the other passengers. According to sources, the unnamed passenger became nervous when she heard other pa...

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SouthWest Airline's New "Pass The Bottle" Policy

Funny story: SouthWest Airline's New "Pass The Bottle" Policy

Phoenix, AZ - Gas prices are on the rise once again, and once again this means that our nation's airlines are busy coming up with sneaky new tactics to gouge a few more dollars out of the old bottom line. This week, SouthWest Airlines announced it's...

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Kim Jong un "Glad About" D.L.T. Verdict

Funny story: Kim Jong un "Glad About" D.L.T. Verdict

Kim Jong un announced today that his advisers have informed him that D.L.T baps are off the menu on international flights after a trial period. The tasting committee's verdict was announced this morning. The fattening sandwiches (Dutch cheese, let...

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Seat Recline Fight Diverts Another Flight - Forces One Airline Into Allowing Only Amputees to Fly

Funny story: Seat Recline Fight Diverts Another Flight - Forces One Airline Into Allowing Only Amputees to Fly

After yet another US flight was diverted; due to an argument about reclining seats and legroom one airline says enough is enough and has taken the unusual step of ONLY transporting passengers without legs. In the third serious airline legroom inci...

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Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

Funny story: Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

There have been numerous reports of aircraft disasters in recent weeks. Some of the aircraft went down in freak accidents while others were taken down by antiaircraft missiles shot by terrorists on the ground. Yesterday, in an unintended heroic act o...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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