Delta Airlines has taken a bold stand against unruly passengers, declaring an end to tolerating disruptive behavior on their flights. In a statement from a company spokesperson, Delta expressed frustration over the unnecessary inconveniences cause…
As any salesman will tell you, it’s lonely on the road. Especially when you have to travel all over the world selling whatever product you got. Well, the Thai government knows how tough it is for a western salesman to be so far from home. Here…
FORTH WORTH, Texas - (Business Satire) - A spokesperson for American Airlines has just informed the flying public that due to the extensive heat wave that has been engulfing the country (and the world), they have decided to take action. Airline sp…
NATCHEZ, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The United Americana News Agency reports that a Delta airline jet that was bound from Natchez to Detroit, was not allowed to take off. UANA reporter Lottie Bungalow, reported that Buloxi pole dancer was not…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of passengers has become even more competitive than ever before. US airlines are trying to outdo each other as far as flying perks go. Delta has said that they want their flyers to be extremely comfortable an…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The airlines are scrambling like hell to lure passengers away from other airlines, as many airlines are losing money left and right and right and left. Jet Blue has announced that in an effort to lure flyers away from Del…
DALLAS - (Satire News) - The airline industry is having fits as the amount of passengers has fallen by 43.7% in just the past week. A spokesperson for the industry, Wanda "Jet Lag" Sippatinski, 58, said that as a result Delta has had to cancel mos…
PEORIA, Illinois - (Satire News) - The Supersonic Concorde went belly up due to the Trumpapalooza Virus, problems with the on-board compass mechanism, and the fact that it's astoundingly fast speed basically scared the shit out of a lot of seasoned p…
LINCOLN, Nebraska - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of the Corn Cob state of Nebraska state that the citizens of the mid-American state are angry as-shit at Delta Airlines. According to Cinderella St. Lamb, with The Daily Drama News Agency, the…
The federal mandate for face coverings on airplanes is set to expire April 18th to the joy of millions of Americans. One of the last pandemic era federal restrictions for masks is finally coming to an end as the country continues to see its way out o…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport has had a large amounts of delays due in part to the jet plane shortage, as well as the jet fuel shortage. Detroit Metro Airport spokesperson Jessica F. Wackowitz, 42, stated…
Abort is a term used to stop a plane from a dangerous landing or taking off. We have to abort, is a phrase frequently used in films and television. Taking off from SFO for a direct flight from San Francisco to London in a relatively new Boeing Tr…
DALLAS – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s largest airlines has just announced that it will be cancelling hundreds of flights. A spokesperson for Southwest told Dan Harwood, with the Scuttlebutt Review, that the reason is due to the pretzel and…
Consistently one of the world's leading and top-performing airline carriers over the past two decades, Qatar Airlines is considering a namechange after several passengers became confused about the unusual spelling of the word 'Qatar' when completing…
CHICAGO – The city known as the Windy City, the Airline Hub, and the Place Where President Abraham Lincoln Was Conceived, has just revealed some disappointing airline facts. Most of the large airlines are reporting that they are averaging 7.3 pass...
CHICAGO – Every airline in America is starting to really get extremely concerned with the fact that ticket sales have dropped by 71%. And, right away, they are crying to Uncle Sam (aka Donald Trump) and asking him for a Coronavirus Aid Package Bai...
Troubled UK airline, Flybe, in the midst of financial catastrophe, has, this morning, announced plans to offer passengers a new service with flights to an increasingly popular destination - Oblivion. The airline has crippling debts, and cannot loo...
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