Screen Name: Aspartame Boy
Aspartame Boy has published 903 items on The Spoof and is currently ranked 19th in the top writers table.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 8th November 2018
Spoofing since: Wednesday 15th October 2008
Location: in your tea
Profile: Yes, I am on twitter, you twits.
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