Atlanta, GA - (Dogged News)
Spokesman Roevier K. Knign for Dealthy Airlines, announced today at 8:32 AM, a new super-saver airfare rate for animal lovers. The new flat rate of fifty dollars will fly you AND your large dog anywhere Dealthy flies.
American Airlines, Delta, Southwest , US Airways, and United/Continental, are planning a mega-merger. The new airline will provisionally be called Delta Southwest United US, and control 70% of the air passenger business in the US.
In what will be the biggest airline merger in history, Delta Airlines and Northwest Airlines will join together to ultimately tag-team double-screw the air-traveling public. Squeezed by record high fuel prices and an economy readying itself for a lan...
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