Macintosh Computer 25 years-old
As Macintosh celebrate their 25th birthday, the company deny that Apples are suceptible to worms. Naturalists disagree.
written by IN SEINE, 26 January 2009
Michael Winner "is a tit" claim
Film Director Michael Winner is a "bit of a tit" claimed someone close to the celebrity yesterday; Mick O'Malley, whose cousin once shared a flat with Winner's cleaner.
written by NODDY, 26 January 2009
High School Musical 4
Anne Hestia to be in High School Musical 4 as Zac Efron's (Troy Boltun) new girlfriend (Mandy Johnson) after he breaks up with Vanessa Hudgens (Gabriella Montez)
written by AJ beautiful, 26 January 2009
Dylan Changes Name
Three days after the one millionth baby was named Dylan, singer Bob Dylan has officially changed his name to Bob Greenleaf Whittier.
written by Bureau, 26 January 2009
Here's The Proof
Former president Bush pointed out to reporters today a photograph of a flattened Catholic Church in Iraq as proof of Saddam Hussein having weapons of MASS destruction.
written by Bureau, 26 January 2009
Kabul, Iraq Changes Name
The city of Kabul in Iraq has officially changed it's name back to Kabul after declaring itself, ""Ka-Boom" over the past four years.
written by Bureau, 26 January 2009
Hillary Made One Last Try
New Secretary of State Hillary Clinton apparently tried to kill one last Bill before leaving the Senate, but shot a little high and to the right.
written by Bureau, 26 January 2009
Carter, Clinton, Reagan Cleared
Police in Boston, Massachusetts have announced that former presidents Carter, Clinton and Reagan have been cleared of a masked bank robbery there last month.
written by Bureau, 26 January 2009
No More Torture
In keeping with campaign promises, President Obama has ended any torture used at Gitmo. Also, a warning will be announced on television before Rosie O'Donnell makes an appearance.
written by Bureau, 26 January 2009
Obama Names New Secretary
President Barack Obama, in keeping his promise to create new jobs hired longtime Chicago friend, Mugsy Capone as his new Secretary of Secretaries.
written by Bureau, 26 January 2009
Thousands More Get Laid.......Off
It's already been a lousy year for workers less than a month into 2009 and there's no relief in....and I just got my pink slip so screw all of you.
written by Bureau, 26 January 2009
Chunnel Security Tightened
In a bid to halt the surge of Illegal Immigration from the United Kingdom to "Anywhere else but here", French lorry drivers have blockaded the East end of the Channel tunnel. Rosbeef, Gardez dehors!
written by Exislanda, 26 January 2009
Obama 100
Barack Omama took time off yesterday to pen his 1st Presidential Autobiography "The First 100 Hours" - To be rush released to beat George W Bush's Tome "Tonguetwisters Of Office" to the bookstores.
written by Exislanda, 26 January 2009
Mortgage Working Group Cancelled
The Mortgage Working Group scheduled to meet on Tuesday has been cancelled due a lack of interest.
written by IainB, 26 January 2009
"Like Apples and Oranges"
Minnesota divided in battle for Official State Fruit. Apples win by 1 vote. Reuben Naranja seeks court-ordered recount; claims votes in Johnny Appleseed's district counted twice.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 26 January 2009
Obama sings new proclamation
In a surprising move, President Barak Obama will today sing a new proclamation. Presidents have traditionally signed them.
written by NODDY, 26 January 2009
Egg Health Warning Alert
Eating more than 15 eggs per day can be harmful to your health, warns a scientist from the Department of Lunch at the University of Cornwall.
written by NODDY, 26 January 2009
