Miley Cyrus Says That She Does Not Want Her Sexual Preference To Have An Affect on Her Record Sales
LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - Miley Cyrus recently told Don Lemon, on CNN, that, regarding her sexual preference, she had been all over the sexualalistic map. She added that she had been here, and there, and way over yonder. Lemon asked her t…Read full story
Teen Starlet Miley Cyrus responds to photo scandal
LOS ANGELES, CA - Everyone knows Miley Cyrus. Your little sister, brother, maybe even your mother knows Miley, or at least her famous dad, Billy Ray. But what you may not know is Miley's dirty little secret that is floating around the net.Read full story
Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina
There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...Read full story
Miley Cyrus Wears a Diaper
Miley Cyrus wears a diaper to combat a terrible defecation condition that has afflicted her since youth. The teen sensation managed to keep the details secret until now by insisting that attention be focused on her back and her hair only. But due...Read full story
Danica Patrick Shocked At The Miley Cyrus Offer To Join Her Nudist Resort
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Sexy NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was in Albuquerque on a promotional tour for her new line of Danica Patrick Bikini Thong Panties®. She was asked by a reporter for a local newspaper to comment on the recent...Read full story
Miley Cyrus Vagina To Be Open To Public From Tomorrow
The overwhelming success over the last few days of the Miley Cyrus Vagina stories on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com, have prompted the superstar to announce that, from tomorrow, the public will be allowed to visit the vagina, and to have a w...Read full story
Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again
It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence. Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, G...Read full story
Selena Cyrus Calls Time On Miley Gomez Bitchfight
Selena Cyrus today, after withering under a barrage of insults from Miley Gomez, appealed for calm in the seriously uninteresting - nay totally fucking boring - war of words between the teen queen protagonists. "Calling someone a bitch, or a mothe...Read full story
Justin Bieber Rumored To Be On Suicide Watch
HOLLYWOOD – A friend of a friend of Justin Bieber is alleging that the pop singer has become somewhat depressed, and could be placed on suicide watch. Ever since Bieber was charged with sexual assault, when he performed at the big SXSW Music Festi…Read full story
Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties
Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says that he posted it as a joke. The better...Read full story
Miley Cyrus Calls Up Justin Bieber and Says She’s Got His Back
WEST HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus, who recently came out, has called up her old lover, Justin Bieber, and told him that she feels for him due to the alleged sexual assault accusations he is facing. Cyrus told him that she has had her share of girls als…Read full story
Selena Gomez Calls Miley Cyrus "A Pussy, A Real Slut!"
Disney dolls Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are at it again but now, it's all because of Selena. The Wizards Of Waverly Place starlet called Miley Cyrus "a pussy, a real slut who doesn't know how to sing or act, put by Disney just like that, publici...Read full story
Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs
Miley Cyrus apparently got permission to do a performance while stark naked and was really excited about the shock effect this would have on her followers and her rivals. Instead, she sang just two songs, started a thid song and gave up, walking o...Read full story
Zac Efron smacks Vanessa Hudgens' Ass
High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron has got himself in trouble after he was accused of smacking co-star Vanessa Hudgen's donkey. Hudgens invited Efron around to show him her camel toe - just own of many sick animals with foot problems tha...Read full story
Miley Cyrus Markets: Striptease Pole Dancing Toy Set to Tweens?
Deliverance, Arkansas - Pole dancing is often the only means of upward mobility for trailer park residents, but now with the Miley Cyrus "Pole Dancing Toy Set for Tweens", Hillbillies will finally have a leg up on the competition: inner-city kids fro...Read full story
Miley Cyrus Case Study: Scientists Discover New Form of Tourette's Syndrome "Tongue Twerkettes"
Doctors nationwide in the last few months have received a flood of calls, walk ins, and email correspondence from parents expressing concern over their childrens behavior. The main cause for alarm is that these children are constantly sticking their...Read full story
Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut
US teen queen Miley Cyrus is to have her jaws wired together, not because she's obese, but in a last ditch attempt to make her bloody shut up. Officials in the Cyrus camp admitted privately that allowing the 16 year old starlet, aka Hannah Montana...Read full story
Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"
HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer/director Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will shortly begin filming on his new movie entitled Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Brasshorn purchased the book rights from noted sports author E...Read full story
Miley Cyrus's Under Age Vagina Flash, A Total Hoax?
Informants inside the Miley Cyrus camp have come forward to expose a hoax perpetrated on the American and world wide fans of the popular singer/actress Miley Cyrus. It appears the entertainer has had an on going grudge against celebrity blogger Pe...Read full story