Miley Cyrus not allowed to tour in Europe due to row over her name
Miley Cyrus has had to cancel plans for a short tour of European cities after a row between her management and the European Commission over her name.
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Camel Toe shock for Miley Cyrus
Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus got the shock of her life after coming face to face with a massive hairy camel toe. The teen starlet narrowly escaped being trod upon by the angry dromedary whilst visiting a refuge fo...
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Miley Cyrus Lost Her Front Teeth
Miley Cyrus has lost her two front teeth, and doesn’t know where to find them. Sounds like a nursery rhyme … but those big choppers of Ms. Cyrus were her key to fame. She sang like an angel, but now ever lyric comes out with a whistle. Does she wh…
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Miley Cyrus Wears a Diaper
Miley Cyrus wears a diaper to combat a terrible defecation condition that has afflicted her since youth. The teen sensation managed to keep the details secret until now by insisting that attention be focused on her back and her hair only. But due...
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Miley Cyrus is Really a Boy!
Today, during a one million dollar interview, Miley Cyrus, admitted to People magazine that she used to be a boy!...
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Dakota Fanning Sues Hannah Montana for Identity Theft
Actress Dakota Fanning has filed a lawsuit in California courts claiming that the Hannah Montana television show has stolen her identity. Fanning, whose full name is Hannah Dakota Fanning, claims that the program stole her name by dropping her last...
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Miley Cyrus' New Pornographic Song Quickly Climbs To The Top of The Charts
Miley Cyrus getting Gum Job?
John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory
Miley Cyrus' Brother: I've Seen Her Naked Lots of Times!
Sarah Palin Nude Photos beats Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo's Fakes
Miley Cyrus Learns Karate
The New Miley Cyrus Video "Can't Be Tamed" Banned in Utah, Massachusetts, and Portugal
Miley Cyrus Decides To Finally Talk About Her Inverted Nipples
Russell Brand Offers Miley Cyrus $900 If She'll Twerk Him
Miley Cyrus Is Rumored To Be Thinking About Having a Sex Change Operation
Men's mag tempts Miley with $5 million centerfold
Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina
There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...
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Miley Cyrus Twerking Panties Are Selling Like Peanuts At The Circus
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has just announced that the brand new Miley Cyrus Designer Twerking Panties are the nation's top selling women's underwear. Dylan Fresco with WNA says that according to US Federation of News Age…
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Miley Cyrus Says That Haters Hate Because They're Bitter, They're Arrogant, and They're Talentless Assholes
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The queen of twerking talked to Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb, about her Hollywood Star on the world-famous Hollywood Walk of Fame. Miley said that she is one of the youngest, sexiest, and thinnest celebs…
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Zac Efron smacks Vanessa Hudgens' Ass
High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron has got himself in trouble after he was accused of smacking co-star Vanessa Hudgen's donkey. Hudgens invited Efron around to show him her camel toe - just own of many sick animals with foot problems tha...
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Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties
Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says that he posted it as a joke. The better...
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Danica Patrick Shocked At The Miley Cyrus Offer To Join Her Nudist Resort
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Sexy NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was in Albuquerque on a promotional tour for her new line of Danica Patrick Bikini Thong Panties®. She was asked by a reporter for a local newspaper to comment on the recent...
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The Summer Olympic Committee Says Twerking Will No Longer Be An Olympic Event
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – After much deliberating, the World Summer Olympic Committee has decided that twerking will no longer be an Olympic event beginning with the upcoming Summer Olympics. A spokesperson for the WSOC stated that the rea…
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Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8, Denies That He is Physically Involved With Miley Cyrus
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania – (Celebrity Satire) - The former star of the TLC reality show “Jon and Kate Plus 8”, is denying that he and singer Miley Cyrus are an item. Jon Gosselin, 43, ex-husband of Aerosmith’s Stephen Tyler’s ex-girlfriend, Kate G…
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Miley Cyrus To Record a Song With Willie Nelson, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, and The Genderfluid Girls
HOLLYWEIRD - (Music Satire) - Music Moments Magazine is reporting that The Twerking Princess Miley Cyrus, is gearing up to record a new song with none other than Ringo Starr! The song is entitled "The Ballad of Twerking Tina," and Miley will be jo…
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Lindsay Lohan Says Miley Cyrus Should Be Ashamed Of Herself For Showing Off Her Vagina In Public
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. She said that she had to get away from all of the fakeness, conceit, and arrogance that is Hollywood. Lohan said that she also wanted to take a break from...
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Miley Cyrus Confesses That She Had G-Spot Enhancement Surgery
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Miley Cyrus has let the pussy (cat) out of the bag, as she has revealed that she recently had G-Spot Enhancement Surgery. Miley told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has been wanting to get the proced…
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Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort
VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus talked to Ryan Seacrest and she told him that she has had enough of hate-filled people criticizing her for her fleshy bodily displays. She remarked that she plans on purchasing a nudist resort located just ou...
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Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs
Miley Cyrus apparently got permission to do a performance while stark naked and was really excited about the shock effect this would have on her followers and her rivals. Instead, she sang just two songs, started a thid song and gave up, walking o...
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Miley Cyrus is Really a Boy!
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Camel Toe shock for Miley Cyrus
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Zac Efron smacks Vanessa Hudgens' Ass
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Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina
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Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties
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Lindsay Lohan Says Miley Cyrus Should Be Ashamed Of Herself For Showing Off Her Vagina In Public
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The Summer Olympic Committee Says Twerking Will No Longer Be An Olympic Event
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Miley Cyrus Confesses That She Had G-Spot Enhancement Surgery
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Miley Cyrus Twerking Panties Are Selling Like Peanuts At The Circus
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Miley Cyrus Says That Haters Hate Because They're Bitter, They're Arrogant, and They're Talentless Assholes
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Miley Cyrus not allowed to tour in Europe due to row over her name
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Miley Has Quit Using a Toilet
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Miley Cyrus Wears a Diaper
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Dakota Fanning Sues Hannah Montana for Identity Theft
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Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort
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Danica Patrick Shocked At The Miley Cyrus Offer To Join Her Nudist Resort
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Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs
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Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8, Denies That He is Physically Involved With Miley Cyrus
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Miley Cyrus Lost Her Front Teeth
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Miley Cyrus To Record a Song With Willie Nelson, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, and The Genderfluid Girls
