Funny story: The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'. (A Very Different Version) Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in...

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Funny story: Actor Jeffrey Jones to testify on behalf of Michael Jackson

Actor Jeffrey Jones to testify on behalf of Michael Jackson

CALIFORNIA - Actor and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Jones has announced that he will testify for the defense in the Michael Jackson alleged child molestation trial in hopes that jurors and Americans will finally understand "there's nothing w...

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Funny story: FOX uncovers .. Michael Jackson is a closet Klingon

FOX uncovers .. Michael Jackson is a closet Klingon

(NEVERLAND, CA) -- With 2 former jurors calling him guilty, 11 former Neverland ranch hands calling him a child molester and his own sister Janet going "Oh Michael", Michael Jackson, King of Pop, according to FOX news is in fact a Klingon...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied

Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied

NASA officials have, this morning, vigorously denied that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was one of the members of crew on the Apollo 14 mission to land on the Moon in 1971. A spokesman initially said that nothing could be more ridiculou...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler Group To Sue Accusers For Defamation

Adolf Hitler Group To Sue Accusers For Defamation

A group of Adolf Hitler enthusiasts, angry at the outrageous way the former German Chancellor is always portrayed as some mad, despotic leader with a lunatic streak, have decided to sue anyone who has said anything negative about der Führer for 'defa...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Anus Transplant Denied

Michael Jackson Anus Transplant Denied

A spokesman for Michael Jackson has angrily denied that the Superstar has had an anus transplant. Rumours surfaced that the Prince of Pop is suffering from a mystery disease which caused him to seek an anus transplant. The sources say that Jack...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.

Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.

Planet of the Apes confirmed today for a 2008 relese date! None of the cast members have been chosen for any parts so far except one, Michael Jackson has been offered a 15 min Cameo in which he will play one of the apes called Francis John and...

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Funny story: Mr. Bojangles Trudeau

Mr. Bojangles Trudeau

BILLINGSGATE POST: “I knew a man, Bojangles and he danced for you in worn out shoes.....” Justin Bojangles Trudeau - Has a nice ring to it, huh? Think he ever knew how comforting worn out shoes felt? He wore velvet slippers instead. “Silv...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse May Do British Concerts With Michael Jackson

Amy Winehouse May Do British Concerts With Michael Jackson

The latest from a spokesman for Amy Winehouse says that his client is willing to perform on stage with Michael Jackson but then stated, "I'm reading this directly from Ms. Winehouse." "Whenever Jacko gets himself together to begin his comeback tou...

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Funny story: Cowell invites Michael Jackson to X-Factor Judging Panel

Cowell invites Michael Jackson to X-Factor Judging Panel

In the last throw to flog a dead corpse, an aloof newspaper has reported that Simon Cowell has hired a medium in order to get Michael Jackson on to his Saturday night warble a-thon. Cowell has summoned famous medium, Hearty O'Flower to start discu...

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Breaks Silence

Michael Jackson Breaks Silence

In a tiny, aging building along a busy Mesa, Arizona street, local fortune teller Madam Lisbane finishes a palm reading for one of her regular customers. She tells her that the coming equinox will create unimaginable havoc in her life, and that she m...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Exposes Buttock at Superbowl Halftime

Michael Jackson Exposes Buttock at Superbowl Halftime

JACKSONVILLE, FL --- Superbowl Security failed to react quickly enough as former superstar and accused pedophile Michael Jackson raced across Alltel Stadium's football field to the fifty yard line. Then, in full view of the nearly 80,000 terrified st...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Ghost Seen At Neverland

Michael Jackson's Ghost Seen At Neverland

MICHAEL Jackson fans are in a frenzy over a possible sighting of the star's ghost on a TV program. An eerie shadow resembling Jacko's figure has apparently been appearing on a wall in the singer's former home during a live television program last...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Still Alive? Retired Police Coroner Still Says "That Was Not Michael Jackson!"

Michael Jackson Still Alive? Retired Police Coroner Still Says "That Was Not Michael Jackson!"

In a new book scheduled for release this November, a police coroner is going to make his case that the body he examined was not that of Michael Jackson, unless there were two. Doctor John Holcom once again is telling people his lab results. He...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson London lawsuit: CIA testifies Yoko Ono is Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's sister

Michael Jackson London lawsuit: CIA testifies Yoko Ono is Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's sister

London - (Chrysanthemum Puppet Throne Mess): In a surprise legal move the CIA was finally successfully subpoenaed in the Bahraini Royal Princeling v Michael Jackson lawsuit in London today.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Son Omer Bhatti Has His Nose

Michael Jackson Son Omer Bhatti Has His Nose

Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson's alleged love child, Omer Bhatti, has his nose...literally. When Michael Jackson's body was removed by ambulance on that fateful day of his death, Omer Bhatti followed behind, five minutes later, carrying the nose o...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson accused by apple

Michael Jackson accused by apple

If Michael Jackson thought his acquittal on child molestation charges in June had ended his legal problems, he was mistaken.

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Funny story: 'Variety' selects Lance Ito as new Judge in Michael Jackson's trial

'Variety' selects Lance Ito as new Judge in Michael Jackson's trial

Santa Maria-Lance Ito, who rose to fame over 10 years ago as the judge in "The People vs. O.J. Simpson" has been selected by the Editor of ‘Variety' as the new judge in the Michael Jackson trial. The change had been rumored throughout Hollywood for...

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