Funny story: Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied

Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied

NASA officials have, this morning, vigorously denied that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was one of the members of crew on the Apollo 14 mission to land on the Moon in 1971. A spokesman initially said that nothing could be more ridiculou...

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Funny story: FOX uncovers .. Michael Jackson is a closet Klingon

FOX uncovers .. Michael Jackson is a closet Klingon

(NEVERLAND, CA) -- With 2 former jurors calling him guilty, 11 former Neverland ranch hands calling him a child molester and his own sister Janet going "Oh Michael", Michael Jackson, King of Pop, according to FOX news is in fact a Klingon...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Breaks Silence

Michael Jackson Breaks Silence

In a tiny, aging building along a busy Mesa, Arizona street, local fortune teller Madam Lisbane finishes a palm reading for one of her regular customers. She tells her that the coming equinox will create unimaginable havoc in her life, and that she m...

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Funny story: Mark Lester, Jack Wild And Ron Moody - The Real Fathers Of The Jackson Children

Mark Lester, Jack Wild And Ron Moody - The Real Fathers Of The Jackson Children

In a dramatic new twist in the quest for the truth regarding the paternity of the late Michael Jackson's children, three cast members of the 1968 musical movie extravaganza 'Oliver!' have allegedly laid claim to fathering one of them. Mark Lester,...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Brain Back With Body, But Now His Mojo Is Gone

Michael Jackson's Brain Back With Body, But Now His Mojo Is Gone

Apparently, according to the Drudge Report, Michael Jackson's brain has been reunited with the rest of his body. At least somebody's brain has. So now Michael's body can be buried. Sources say that Jackson may be interred at Forest Lawn but it...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Double, Navi, On Suicide Watch

Michael Jackson Double, Navi, On Suicide Watch

London, UK - Michael Jackson's double, Navi, the man who is considered to be the No. 1 Jackson impersonator in the world, is on a 'suicide watch' in 'The Priory', a private facility in London made famous when Susan Boyle lost her grip on things. O...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Spotted In Area 51

Michael Jackson Spotted In Area 51

Roswell, New Mexico - Conspiracy theorists have worked themselves into a lather over rumors that Michael Jackson was spotted outside a building in Area 51. Hundreds of conspiracy theorists have descended on Roswell in the last 48 ho...

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Has Not Been Buried Yet

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Has Not Been Buried Yet

The top 10 reasons why Michael Jackson has not been buried yet are: 10. The family figures it can milk far more sympathy c.d. and memorabilia sales this way. In life, Michael Jackson struggled for decades to reach the record-smashing sales he achieved with 1983's landmark "Thriller" album. But since his unexpected passing on June 25 at the age of 50, the self-proclaimed King of Pop has once aga...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Latest Makeover

Michael Jackson's Latest Makeover

Pop Star Michael Jackson unveiled a new look yesterday at his Neverland Ranch, but denied that it involved another plastic surgery.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's ghost is exhausted and needs a rest

Michael Jackson's ghost is exhausted and needs a rest

Michael Jackson's spirit is in a state of extreme exhaustion following an unprecedented series of appearances since his earthly body's demise. According to mediums the world over, Jackson's spirit has been apppearing in a bewildering number of pla...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked

Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked

Tiger Woods medical records were copied off of his doctors computer early Friday morning and released on the Internet just this morning. The most quoted portion of the record is a portion that states that Mr. Woods suffers from a mild case of vit...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Sculpture to Replace Statue of Liberty

Michael Jackson Sculpture to Replace Statue of Liberty

Late pop legend Michael Jackson is set to cause controversy from beyond the grave with a new 150 foot tall bronze sculpture of the dead singer that will replace the Statue of Liberty. The new bronze creation, which will feature Jackson in his icon...

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Funny story: O'Reilly's fish and chip shop in Bridlington claim Osama Bin Laden alive and well

O'Reilly's fish and chip shop in Bridlington claim Osama Bin Laden alive and well

The proprietor of O'Reilly's, Bridlington's premier fish and chip takeaway, who strangely enough is called Mr O'Reilly, claims that famous Saudi prince of darkness and bomb-making equipment, Osama Bin Laden, is not in fact dead, but has been spirited...

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Funny story: Movie Outs Michael As King Of Poop

Movie Outs Michael As King Of Poop

Hollywood, Ca - (Ass Mess): A new film about King Michael says he wiped his arse on the criminal justice system and dumped all over the constitution of the United Snakes. Shot on location at an LA propofol factory the hour-long docu-drama examines...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson - Latest Interview.

Michael Jackson - Latest Interview.

LOS ANJILEEZ (Defecated News) - He's getting on a bit, can't make decent music anymore and does not molest boys. Broke pop king Michael Jackson has been in hiding since being cleared of child abuse charges, and many...

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Funny story: Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Santa Barbara, California -- A shocking development in the Michael Jackson case materialized today when popular Springfield resident Bart Simpson testified in court. "I can't live with this secret anymore" is what he told Thomas Sneddon the pros...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Visits Paris Hilton in Hospital

Michael Jackson Visits Paris Hilton in Hospital

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) The large crowd of people gathered in front of San Francisco General Hospital hoping to get in to visit Paris Hilton swelled to thousands more as word got out that entertainer Michael Jackson was up on the third floor visiting his...

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