Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick
Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...
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Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.
Planet of the Apes confirmed today for a 2008 relese date! None of the cast members have been chosen for any parts so far except one, Michael Jackson has been offered a 15 min Cameo in which he will play one of the apes called Francis John and...
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Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles To Appear In A Commercial
NEW YORK CITY - Michael Jackson's pet chimpanzee Bubbles has just been signed by the famed William Morris Talent Agency. The 28-year-old chimpanzee will be appearing in a commercial for Chiquita Bananas. Aspen Zumahorn the director of the comm...
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Michael Jackson's Feet Smelled like a Smelly Arse
The King of Pop's feet smelled like dried shit, according to the man employed as his shoeshine boy. Billy Ray Davis III was the third generation of shoeshine boys in his family to work for Jackson. His position allowed him to get intimate knowledge o...
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Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:
10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...
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Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale
NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...
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Michael Jackson Outed as a Vampire
Michael Jackson Spotted In Tesco
Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson
Jaime Foxx and Gary Coleman To Star In The Michael Jackson Story
Shemales To Honor Jackson
Movie Studio To Release The Unreleased Michael Jackson - Angelina Jolie Movie
Michael Jackson - Halloween Resurrection Eagerly Anticipated By Die-Hard Fans
Lisa Marie Presley Seeing Ghosts!
Did Michael Jackson Tribe Molest Hobbit Tribe
Michael Jackson's Latest Makeover
Space Kiddies Beware! Michael Jackson Has Designs on YOU!
Whorse-doping drug Ketamine removed from Jackson mansion
Michael Jackson Investigators Find Skeleton Under House
Investigators investigating the spookily mysterious and totally unexpected death of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, have made a gruesome discovery under the star's house at his Neverland ranch - what looks like a human skeleton. Jackson, 51, die...
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Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope
Beleagured Michael Jackson is said to be delighted at his nomination to take over the reigns from well known pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II, deceased.
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Michael Jackson's Monkey Had Breast Implants
Now that everything that could be said about Michael Jackson and the weird happenings around him, two vets from Texas have came forward and told the press that Michael Jackson's pet monkey, a male named Bubbles, had breast implants when he brought it...
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Bahraini protesters attack ex-Michael Jackson house
Manama - (Groomers): A furious mob has gathered outside the lavish Manama mansion that Bahraini princelet and aspiring song writer Abdullah Hamad Al Khalifa once 'gave' to singer Michael Jackson. They pelted it with stones and bricks amid a police...
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Michael Jackson Sex Tape discovered
A tape showing dead pop singer Michael Jackson engaged in sexual acts has been discovered hidden away in a black sack during searches of his rented Hollywood home. Police officers who have seen the tape have to receive counselling and therapy to t...
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The Aircraft Carrier USS Michael Jackson To Be Renamed The USS Elvis Presley
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Department of Naval Operations has just announced that it has decided to rename the aircraft carrier the USS Michael Jackson. The ship which was commissioned in 2009, will be renamed the USS Elvis Presley. DNO spokesperso...
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Michael Jackson "King of Pop" dies on the toilet like Elvis
It has been reported by unconfirmed sources that the undisputed 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson died while engaged in unblocking his rectum on a gold-plated toilet. The star had just completed a rigorous training session involving weightlifting smal...
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Michael Jackson Fakes Death, Goes Into Hiding
LOS ANGELES, CA - Michael Jackson, reported to have died earlier today, actually faked his own death in an elaborate hoax to escape the media, says a source who asked to remain anonymous for her own protection. She claims the body found by paramed...
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Michael Jackson seen buying fish and chips in Scarborough
Michael Jackson the former king of pop was today seen buying his favourite meal of Fish and chips in a chip shop in Scarborough. It was widely known the former king of pop's favourite meal was fish and chips but no one was prepared for him coming ba...
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Jackson's Neverland Ranch House Demolished.
MICHAEL Jackson's Neverland Ranch House where he molested underaged boys on multiple instances has finally been demolished. Every other part of the ranch will remain. The pop singer's home was pulled down by bulldozers in just 35 minutes. It wa...
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Michael Jackson's Heart was left in San Francisco
Even after his death you can't keep Michael Jackson out of the news, as sensational breaking news is just in today, that Jacksons heart was removed from his body after his death, and taken to a secret location in San Francisco and buried. A San Fr...
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Lisa Marie Presley To Adopt Macaulay Culkin and Shaheen Jafargholi
HOLLYWOOD - It is being reported that Lisa Marie Presley who has just been given custody of Michael Jackson's three children will now be adopting Macaulay Culkin and Shaheen Jafargholi. Lisa Marie who was married to Michael Jackson for two years s...
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Jackson's Neverland Ranch House Demolished.
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Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale
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Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.
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Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick
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Michael Jackson Sex Tape discovered
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Michael Jackson's Feet Smelled like a Smelly Arse
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Lisa Marie Presley To Adopt Macaulay Culkin and Shaheen Jafargholi
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Michael Jackson seen buying fish and chips in Scarborough
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Bahraini protesters attack ex-Michael Jackson house
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The Aircraft Carrier USS Michael Jackson To Be Renamed The USS Elvis Presley
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Michael Jackson dies of heart failure.
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Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope
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Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:
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Michael Jackson accused by apple
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Michael Jackson Fakes Death, Goes Into Hiding
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Michael Jackson "King of Pop" dies on the toilet like Elvis
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Michael Jackson Investigators Find Skeleton Under House
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Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles To Appear In A Commercial
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Michael Jackson's Monkey Had Breast Implants
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Michael Jackson's Heart was left in San Francisco
