The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.
The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'. (A Very Different Version) Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in...
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Actor Jeffrey Jones to testify on behalf of Michael Jackson
CALIFORNIA - Actor and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Jones has announced that he will testify for the defense in the Michael Jackson alleged child molestation trial in hopes that jurors and Americans will finally understand "there's nothing w...
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FOX uncovers .. Michael Jackson is a closet Klingon
(NEVERLAND, CA) -- With 2 former jurors calling him guilty, 11 former Neverland ranch hands calling him a child molester and his own sister Janet going "Oh Michael", Michael Jackson, King of Pop, according to FOX news is in fact a Klingon...
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Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied
NASA officials have, this morning, vigorously denied that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was one of the members of crew on the Apollo 14 mission to land on the Moon in 1971. A spokesman initially said that nothing could be more ridiculou...
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Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick
Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...
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Adolf Hitler Group To Sue Accusers For Defamation
A group of Adolf Hitler enthusiasts, angry at the outrageous way the former German Chancellor is always portrayed as some mad, despotic leader with a lunatic streak, have decided to sue anyone who has said anything negative about der Führer for 'defa...
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Michael Jackson Fakes Death, Goes Into Hiding
CNN's Nancy Grace Bites Jackson Fan Outside Courthouse
Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!
Real Reason Miley Cyrus Acting Strange
Michael Jackson Elected To Pedophile Hall of Fame in First Year of Eligibility
Reverend Luscious Smith? They gotta be takin' the piss!
Michael Jackson was so gay...
Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope
Heidi Montag's Plastic Gate Update - She Says She Is Afraid Her Nose Will Fall Of Like Michael Jackson's Did
Michael Jackson Sues UK Furniture Retailer
Michael Jackson To Auction Off Over 2,000 Personal Items
Full Details How Michael Jackson Died Revealed
Michael Jackson Anus Transplant Denied
A spokesman for Michael Jackson has angrily denied that the Superstar has had an anus transplant. Rumours surfaced that the Prince of Pop is suffering from a mystery disease which caused him to seek an anus transplant. The sources say that Jack...
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Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.
Planet of the Apes confirmed today for a 2008 relese date! None of the cast members have been chosen for any parts so far except one, Michael Jackson has been offered a 15 min Cameo in which he will play one of the apes called Francis John and...
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Mr. Bojangles Trudeau
BILLINGSGATE POST: “I knew a man, Bojangles and he danced for you in worn out shoes.....” Justin Bojangles Trudeau - Has a nice ring to it, huh? Think he ever knew how comforting worn out shoes felt? He wore velvet slippers instead. “Silv...
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Amy Winehouse May Do British Concerts With Michael Jackson
The latest from a spokesman for Amy Winehouse says that his client is willing to perform on stage with Michael Jackson but then stated, "I'm reading this directly from Ms. Winehouse." "Whenever Jacko gets himself together to begin his comeback tou...
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Cowell invites Michael Jackson to X-Factor Judging Panel
In the last throw to flog a dead corpse, an aloof newspaper has reported that Simon Cowell has hired a medium in order to get Michael Jackson on to his Saturday night warble a-thon. Cowell has summoned famous medium, Hearty O'Flower to start discu...
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Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:
10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...
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Michael Jackson Breaks Silence
In a tiny, aging building along a busy Mesa, Arizona street, local fortune teller Madam Lisbane finishes a palm reading for one of her regular customers. She tells her that the coming equinox will create unimaginable havoc in her life, and that she m...
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Michael Jackson Exposes Buttock at Superbowl Halftime
JACKSONVILLE, FL --- Superbowl Security failed to react quickly enough as former superstar and accused pedophile Michael Jackson raced across Alltel Stadium's football field to the fifty yard line. Then, in full view of the nearly 80,000 terrified st...
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Michael Jackson's Ghost Seen At Neverland
MICHAEL Jackson fans are in a frenzy over a possible sighting of the star's ghost on a TV program. An eerie shadow resembling Jacko's figure has apparently been appearing on a wall in the singer's former home during a live television program last...
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Michael Jackson Still Alive? Retired Police Coroner Still Says "That Was Not Michael Jackson!"
In a new book scheduled for release this November, a police coroner is going to make his case that the body he examined was not that of Michael Jackson, unless there were two. Doctor John Holcom once again is telling people his lab results. He...
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Michael Jackson London lawsuit: CIA testifies Yoko Ono is Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's sister
London - (Chrysanthemum Puppet Throne Mess): In a surprise legal move the CIA was finally successfully subpoenaed in the Bahraini Royal Princeling v Michael Jackson lawsuit in London today.
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Michael Jackson Son Omer Bhatti Has His Nose
Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson's alleged love child, Omer Bhatti, has his nose...literally. When Michael Jackson's body was removed by ambulance on that fateful day of his death, Omer Bhatti followed behind, five minutes later, carrying the nose o...
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'Variety' selects Lance Ito as new Judge in Michael Jackson's trial
Santa Maria-Lance Ito, who rose to fame over 10 years ago as the judge in "The People vs. O.J. Simpson" has been selected by the Editor of ‘Variety' as the new judge in the Michael Jackson trial. The change had been rumored throughout Hollywood for...
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VH1 Plans to Air Michael Jackson Movie
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Jackson's Brain To Be Given Separate Burial
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Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles To Appear In A Commercial
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Michael Jackson is Father of Madonna's Malawian Kids
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Re-scheduled Michael Jackson concerts announced
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Michael Jackson Drops from Top
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Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson
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Korea's Most Fantastic Life Giving Theme Park In The World Forever!
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English astronaut mimics Michael Jackson in heaven!
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Michael Jackson Court Ruling
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Michael Jackson "I sleep with apples"
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Jackson Family To Star In New Reality Show
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Michael Jackson "King of Pop" dies on the toilet like Elvis
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Fathers 4 Justice parent claims Jacksons kids are his
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Robert Pattinson to play Michael Jackson in biopic
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Michael Jackson Clone Will Reveal How He Died
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Michael Jackson Spotted In Area 51
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Michael Jackson gives interview from beyond the grave thanks to iPhone app
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Michael Jackson Psychic offered £20 million to reveal all
