Funny story: The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'. (A Very Different Version) Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied

Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied

NASA officials have, this morning, vigorously denied that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was one of the members of crew on the Apollo 14 mission to land on the Moon in 1971. A spokesman initially said that nothing could be more ridiculou...

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler Group To Sue Accusers For Defamation

Adolf Hitler Group To Sue Accusers For Defamation

A group of Adolf Hitler enthusiasts, angry at the outrageous way the former German Chancellor is always portrayed as some mad, despotic leader with a lunatic streak, have decided to sue anyone who has said anything negative about der F├╝hrer for 'defa...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...

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Funny story: Alien filmed in Amazon jungle is Michael Jackson's ghost!

Alien filmed in Amazon jungle is Michael Jackson's ghost!

An Alien caught moonwalking in the Amazon rain forest has been identified as Michael Jackson's ghost! The Alien or Michael was "Fred Astair-ing" between mango and banana trees when two British tourists high on the local brew, cachaca, just happened t...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Breaks Silence

Michael Jackson Breaks Silence

In a tiny, aging building along a busy Mesa, Arizona street, local fortune teller Madam Lisbane finishes a palm reading for one of her regular customers. She tells her that the coming equinox will create unimaginable havoc in her life, and that she m...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Penis to Testify

Michael Jackson's Penis to Testify

A source close to the Neverland Ranch stated today that Michael Jackson's penis, Winkie Jackson, has agreed to testify at Jackson's upcoming child molestation trial.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Burial Delayed When Black Man Shows Up In Coffin: Body Switched?

Michael Jackson Burial Delayed When Black Man Shows Up In Coffin: Body Switched?

Beverly Hills, Ca./Mortuary News - Jackson funeral goers were horrified today during the final preparations for the burial of the Pop Star when the body of a 225 pound black man with a large nose was found to be occupying the final resting place of t...

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Funny story: Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Santa Barbara, California -- A shocking development in the Michael Jackson case materialized today when popular Springfield resident Bart Simpson testified in court. "I can't live with this secret anymore" is what he told Thomas Sneddon the pros...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Heart was left in San Francisco

Michael Jackson's Heart was left in San Francisco

Even after his death you can't keep Michael Jackson out of the news, as sensational breaking news is just in today, that Jacksons heart was removed from his body after his death, and taken to a secret location in San Francisco and buried. A San Fr...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.

Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.

Planet of the Apes confirmed today for a 2008 relese date! None of the cast members have been chosen for any parts so far except one, Michael Jackson has been offered a 15 min Cameo in which he will play one of the apes called Francis John and...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked

Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked

Tiger Woods medical records were copied off of his doctors computer early Friday morning and released on the Internet just this morning. The most quoted portion of the record is a portion that states that Mr. Woods suffers from a mild case of vit...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe says Michael Jackson is in latest Harry Potter film

Daniel Radcliffe says Michael Jackson is in latest Harry Potter film

Daniel Radcliffe has accidentally let it be known that Michael Jackson is in the latest chapter of the Harry potter saga. Radcliffe, asked about the stars death, told an interviewer that Jackson's final performance will now be "in our film". Ra...

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Funny story: Walmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony

Walmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony

Walmart in it's continuing quest to put EVERYBODY out of business rolled back the Dow 365 points by going on a wild "Michael Jackson-in a-toy store" drunken sailor on shore leave type insane spending spree yesterday buyi...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Accuser Dad Found Dead

Michael Jackson's Accuser Dad Found Dead

The father of Jordy Chandler, the boy who first accused Michael Jackson of sexual molestation in the 1990's, has been found dead. According to early police reports, the one-time Beverly Hills dentist died in New Jersey yesterday. Of what, no infor...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Won't Really Be Coming Back To Life In Vienna

Michael Jackson Won't Really Be Coming Back To Life In Vienna

Breaking news, which broke yesterday, but we made a bit of a mess of it, so we're back to make amends and present this item in a professional manner. Jermaine Jackson, who isn't German, but hails from Gary, Indiana, announced yesterday that he wil...

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Funny story: Janet Jackson To Play Michael Jackson In New Movie

Janet Jackson To Play Michael Jackson In New Movie

Since many of his fans can't get enough of Michael Jackson and miss him so much, Advantage Pictures are talking to Janet Jackson about playing the role of her brother in a new movie about his life, "I Never Promised You A Nose Garden". "If anyone...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Was A Pickpocket - The Story Of Mark Lester's Sperm

Michael Jackson Was A Pickpocket - The Story Of Mark Lester's Sperm

Mark Lester, the aging thespian who was made famous by playing the lead role in Oliver, is convinced he is the father of at least two of Michael Jackson's children. He was officially made the children's godfather upon their births. Because of this, it is customary for the god parent to take an interest in the child's upbringing should the mother or father die prematurely. However, this position ha...

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Funny story: Jacko Doctor Saves Sick Passenger

Jacko Doctor Saves Sick Passenger

The doctor accused of giving a fatal dose of anaesthetic to Michael Jackson has come to the rescue of a woman who fell unconscious on a plane. Dr Conrad Murray responded when cabin crew asked if a doctor was on board a US Airways flight, US media...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron

Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron

Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...

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