
The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.
The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'. (A Very Different Version) Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in...
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Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied
NASA officials have, this morning, vigorously denied that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was one of the members of crew on the Apollo 14 mission to land on the Moon in 1971. A spokesman initially said that nothing could be more ridiculou...
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Adolf Hitler Group To Sue Accusers For Defamation
A group of Adolf Hitler enthusiasts, angry at the outrageous way the former German Chancellor is always portrayed as some mad, despotic leader with a lunatic streak, have decided to sue anyone who has said anything negative about der Führer for 'defa...
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Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick
Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...
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Alien filmed in Amazon jungle is Michael Jackson's ghost!
An Alien caught moonwalking in the Amazon rain forest has been identified as Michael Jackson's ghost! The Alien or Michael was "Fred Astair-ing" between mango and banana trees when two British tourists high on the local brew, cachaca, just happened t...
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Michael Jackson Breaks Silence
In a tiny, aging building along a busy Mesa, Arizona street, local fortune teller Madam Lisbane finishes a palm reading for one of her regular customers. She tells her that the coming equinox will create unimaginable havoc in her life, and that she m...
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Michael Jackson Fakes Death, Goes Into Hiding
Movie Outs Michael As King Of Poop
Indiana U. To Honor Michael Jackson By Changing The Name Hossiers To Moon Walkers
'This ish it' - Michael Jackson defecates posthumously
A Weary Michael Jackson Spills All
Jackson's 'Sharia Law' will found in Bahrain
Lights Out During Michael Jackson Autopsy
"Make Me A Zombie" Jackson Begged Doctors
Actor Jeffrey Jones to testify on behalf of Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson Outrage
Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale
Michael Jackson Still Alive? Retired Police Coroner Still Says "That Was Not Michael Jackson!"

Michael Jackson's Penis to Testify
A source close to the Neverland Ranch stated today that Michael Jackson's penis, Winkie Jackson, has agreed to testify at Jackson's upcoming child molestation trial.
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Michael Jackson Burial Delayed When Black Man Shows Up In Coffin: Body Switched?
Beverly Hills, Ca./Mortuary News - Jackson funeral goers were horrified today during the final preparations for the burial of the Pop Star when the body of a 225 pound black man with a large nose was found to be occupying the final resting place of t...
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Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson
Santa Barbara, California -- A shocking development in the Michael Jackson case materialized today when popular Springfield resident Bart Simpson testified in court. "I can't live with this secret anymore" is what he told Thomas Sneddon the pros...
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Michael Jackson's Heart was left in San Francisco
Even after his death you can't keep Michael Jackson out of the news, as sensational breaking news is just in today, that Jacksons heart was removed from his body after his death, and taken to a secret location in San Francisco and buried. A San Fr...
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Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.
Planet of the Apes confirmed today for a 2008 relese date! None of the cast members have been chosen for any parts so far except one, Michael Jackson has been offered a 15 min Cameo in which he will play one of the apes called Francis John and...
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Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked
Tiger Woods medical records were copied off of his doctors computer early Friday morning and released on the Internet just this morning. The most quoted portion of the record is a portion that states that Mr. Woods suffers from a mild case of vit...
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Daniel Radcliffe says Michael Jackson is in latest Harry Potter film
Daniel Radcliffe has accidentally let it be known that Michael Jackson is in the latest chapter of the Harry potter saga. Radcliffe, asked about the stars death, told an interviewer that Jackson's final performance will now be "in our film". Ra...
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Michael Jackson's Accuser Dad Found Dead
The father of Jordy Chandler, the boy who first accused Michael Jackson of sexual molestation in the 1990's, has been found dead. According to early police reports, the one-time Beverly Hills dentist died in New Jersey yesterday. Of what, no infor...
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Michael Jackson Won't Really Be Coming Back To Life In Vienna
Breaking news, which broke yesterday, but we made a bit of a mess of it, so we're back to make amends and present this item in a professional manner. Jermaine Jackson, who isn't German, but hails from Gary, Indiana, announced yesterday that he wil...
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Janet Jackson To Play Michael Jackson In New Movie
Since many of his fans can't get enough of Michael Jackson and miss him so much, Advantage Pictures are talking to Janet Jackson about playing the role of her brother in a new movie about his life, "I Never Promised You A Nose Garden". "If anyone...
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Michael Jackson Was A Pickpocket - The Story Of Mark Lester's Sperm
Mark Lester, the aging thespian who was made famous by playing the lead role in Oliver, is convinced he is the father of at least two of Michael Jackson's children. He was officially made the children's godfather upon their births. Because of this, it is customary for the god parent to take an interest in the child's upbringing should the mother or father die prematurely. However, this position ha...
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Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron
Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...
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Maury Povich Show Makeover Success for Jackson
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Michael Jackson is Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's nephew London bankruptcy lawsuit alleges
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Michael Jackson Leaves Everything To Macaulay Culkin
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Michael Jackson 'had a penis'
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Jackson Reincarnated Claims Tibetan Monk
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Blanket news coverage conceals vast Icelandic carbon monoxide disaster
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Michael Jackson - Halloween Resurrection Eagerly Anticipated By Die-Hard Fans
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Michael Jackson Offered Sanctuary in Hungary
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Michael Jackson Stripped of Papacy
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Paris and Nicole Explore Michael Jackson's Briefs
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Obama Picks Michael Jackson as New Spiritual Advisor
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Queen goes down with a dose of Swine Flu, cancels Investiture, heads for Holyrood
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Paris Hilton seeks custody of youngest Jackson child after positive DNA test
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More Michael Jackson Wills Discovered
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Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles To Appear In A Commercial
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Michael Jackson's "Grandmother" Interviewed By Geraldo
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