Funny story: Michael Jackson Breaks Silence

Michael Jackson Breaks Silence

In a tiny, aging building along a busy Mesa, Arizona street, local fortune teller Madam Lisbane finishes a palm reading for one of her regular customers. She tells her that the coming equinox will create unimaginable havoc in her life, and that she m...

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Funny story: Actor Jeffrey Jones to testify on behalf of Michael Jackson

Actor Jeffrey Jones to testify on behalf of Michael Jackson

CALIFORNIA - Actor and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Jones has announced that he will testify for the defense in the Michael Jackson alleged child molestation trial in hopes that jurors and Americans will finally understand "there's nothing w...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.

Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.

Planet of the Apes confirmed today for a 2008 relese date! None of the cast members have been chosen for any parts so far except one, Michael Jackson has been offered a 15 min Cameo in which he will play one of the apes called Francis John and...

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Funny story: O'Reilly's fish and chip shop in Bridlington claim Osama Bin Laden alive and well

O'Reilly's fish and chip shop in Bridlington claim Osama Bin Laden alive and well

The proprietor of O'Reilly's, Bridlington's premier fish and chip takeaway, who strangely enough is called Mr O'Reilly, claims that famous Saudi prince of darkness and bomb-making equipment, Osama Bin Laden, is not in fact dead, but has been spirited...

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Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paris Hilton

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a 31-year-old Tinsel Town socialite who grew up with a convenient silver spoon in her mouth. She has succeeded in showing America that just because someone is worth $100 million doesn't exactly mean that they could pass a standard comprehensive test or even get a passing score on the Rorschach Inkblot Test. Paris has expressed an interest in wanting to be one of the celebrit...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart flees country with Michael Jackson

Martha Stewart flees country with Michael Jackson

NEW YORK - In an eleventh hour decision, Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson have fled the country for more forgiving shores and, according to a source in the French government, both are now official residents of France with no fears of extradi...

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Funny story: Walmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony

Walmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony

Walmart in it's continuing quest to put EVERYBODY out of business rolled back the Dow 365 points by going on a wild "Michael Jackson-in a-toy store" drunken sailor on shore leave type insane spending spree yesterday buyi...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Foul mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has paid Michael Jackson a reported £450,000 for the Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California.

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Funny story: After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

CALIFORNIA-- Just months after Michael Jackson was cleared over child molestation allegations, Peter Pan, hero of Neverland, as depicted by J. M. Barrie, is currently under investigation over child molestation allegations. Peter Pan, 75, is currently...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Has Not Been Buried Yet

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Has Not Been Buried Yet

The top 10 reasons why Michael Jackson has not been buried yet are: 10. The family figures it can milk far more sympathy c.d. and memorabilia sales this way. In life, Michael Jackson struggled for decades to reach the record-smashing sales he achieved with 1983's landmark "Thriller" album. But since his unexpected passing on June 25 at the age of 50, the self-proclaimed King of Pop has once aga...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's "Bubbles The Chimp" Learns Sign Language, Spills his Guts

Michael Jackson's "Bubbles The Chimp" Learns Sign Language, Spills his Guts

"Bubbles', constant companion of the late Michael Jackson and often traveling with him on his tours, has mastered sign language and he is telling some strange stories, especially after being brought back to Neverland. "Room after room, Bubbles wou...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Father Reports He'll Leave United States

Michael Jackson's Father Reports He'll Leave United States

(AP) The father of pop singer and accused child molester Michael Jackson has reported that his son has possibly left the United States for good and may never return. Mr. Jackson told reporters that, "You drove my boy out with your accusations.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Double, Navi, On Suicide Watch

Michael Jackson Double, Navi, On Suicide Watch

London, UK - Michael Jackson's double, Navi, the man who is considered to be the No. 1 Jackson impersonator in the world, is on a 'suicide watch' in 'The Priory', a private facility in London made famous when Susan Boyle lost her grip on things. O...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna Convert to Islam

Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna Convert to Islam

MECCA (FMLiveWire) - In a moving ceremony here on Friday, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna converted to Islam, All wore the abaya, the traditional Arab women's veil, making it difficult to tell them apart. Jackson, 50, had be...

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Funny story: Nude Photos of Marilyn Monroe Surface At Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

Nude Photos of Marilyn Monroe Surface At Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

LOS ANGELES - A Neverland Ranch caretaker who is in charge of cleaning out The Billie Jean Petting Zoo has said that he found a Manila folder stashed way in the back of the woodpecker cage. Ranch worker Yuuki Koriyushu, 29, said that when he opene...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson O2 Dates Cancelled

Michael Jackson O2 Dates Cancelled

It's been reported in the last few minutes, that Michael Jackson, the self-styled King of Pop who was due to start a 50-date string of appearances at the O2 Arena in London in July, has been forced to cancel the shows, due to ill-health. Jackson,...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson named sons after their Saudi grandfather Prince Bandar

Michael Jackson named sons after their Saudi grandfather Prince Bandar

Los Angeles, California - (Bad Ass Mess): Sordid Arabia's Ministry of Security and National Intelligence (sic) is playing down reports that the US tribute act known as...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Nose Spotted!

Michael Jackson's Nose Spotted!

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Reports that the original nose of the late King of Pop has been located are now confirmed by the National Registry of Historic Places and Snot. Dr. Arnold Klein, world-renowned Jackson butcher and sperm donor, is reported to...

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