Funny story - Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.

Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.

Planet of the Apes confirmed today for a 2008 relese date! None of the cast members have been chosen for any parts so far except one, Michael Jackson has been offered a 15 min Cameo in which he will play one of the apes called Francis John and...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson "King of Pop" dies on the toilet like Elvis

Michael Jackson "King of Pop" dies on the toilet like Elvis

It has been reported by unconfirmed sources that the undisputed 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson died while engaged in unblocking his rectum on a gold-plated toilet. The star had just completed a rigorous training session involving weightlifting smal...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson Sculpture to Replace Statue of Liberty

Michael Jackson Sculpture to Replace Statue of Liberty

Late pop legend Michael Jackson is set to cause controversy from beyond the grave with a new 150 foot tall bronze sculpture of the dead singer that will replace the Statue of Liberty. The new bronze creation, which will feature Jackson in his icon...

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Funny story - Brooke Shields Proposed To Michael Jackson

Brooke Shields Proposed To Michael Jackson

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Shields has just revealed a very intimate secret that she has kept inside of her for fifteen years. The statuesque star stated that in 1994 she fell in love with Michael Jackson while the two of them were having M&M Blizzar...

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Funny story - FOX uncovers .. Michael Jackson is a closet Klingon

FOX uncovers .. Michael Jackson is a closet Klingon

(NEVERLAND, CA) -- With 2 former jurors calling him guilty, 11 former Neverland ranch hands calling him a child molester and his own sister Janet going "Oh Michael", Michael Jackson, King of Pop, according to FOX news is in fact a Klingon...

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Funny story - Jackson's Neverland Ranch House Demolished.

Jackson's Neverland Ranch House Demolished.

MICHAEL Jackson's Neverland Ranch House where he molested underaged boys on multiple instances has finally been demolished. Every other part of the ranch will remain. The pop singer's home was pulled down by bulldozers in just 35 minutes. It wa...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson dies of heart failure.

Michael Jackson dies of heart failure.

Pop singer and paedophile Michael Jackson, has died at the age of 46. The entertainer died in his private apartment near the Santa Maria courthouse at 2137 local time (0337 GMT) on Saturday, surrounded by his closest family members.

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Funny story - Michael Jackson announces O2 setlist

Michael Jackson announces O2 setlist

Insane Pop superstar Michael Jackson has announced today the setlist for the 50 night run which he will be performing in the O2 arena in London later this year. At time of the original announcement of the shows, Jackson said simply "I will be perf...

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Funny story - Flesh-Eating Bacteria Refuse To Eat Michael Jackson

Flesh-Eating Bacteria Refuse To Eat Michael Jackson

Stunned scientists are reporting today that pop star Michael Jackson has been discovered to have a very rare immunity to flesh-eating bacteria.

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Funny story - Michael Jackson Sex Tape discovered

Michael Jackson Sex Tape discovered

A tape showing dead pop singer Michael Jackson engaged in sexual acts has been discovered hidden away in a black sack during searches of his rented Hollywood home. Police officers who have seen the tape have to receive counselling and therapy to t...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson's Feet Smelled like a Smelly Arse

Michael Jackson's Feet Smelled like a Smelly Arse

The King of Pop's feet smelled like dried shit, according to the man employed as his shoeshine boy. Billy Ray Davis III was the third generation of shoeshine boys in his family to work for Jackson. His position allowed him to get intimate knowledge o...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson Spotted In Tesco

Michael Jackson Spotted In Tesco

There were extraordinary scenes in a West Midlands supermarket this morning, when Michael Jackson, the now-deceased King of Pop who died after a suspected heart attack in Los Angeles last Thursday, was spotted doing his shopping in Tesco. In just...

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Funny story - Bubbles the Chimp goes f^&#ng bananas at Michael Jackson Hologram Show

Bubbles the Chimp goes f^&#ng bananas at Michael Jackson Hologram Show

It was an unexpected glitch at an otherwise successful hologram rehearsal performance which showcased the king of pop at his finest. The show which has taken months to create was so realistic that special guest and former Jackson pet Bubbles the C...

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Funny story - Jackson to be buried face down - Just in Case!

Jackson to be buried face down - Just in Case!

I got sight of a secret document pertaining to the burial details of the King of Pop , Mr.Michael Jackson. The division of the estate of the deceased star is eagerly awaited by friends, family & various hangers on all hoping for a cut! "We'...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson, Inspired By Britney, Planing Even Bigger Comeback?

Michael Jackson, Inspired By Britney, Planing Even Bigger Comeback?

The now 50-year-old singer, Michael Jackson told reporters yesterday that he may go on a sort of "Farewell Tour" after his summer sets he has already announced. Michael arrived into the UK on March 3 with his three children - Prince Michael, 10, P...

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Funny story - Actor Jeffrey Jones to testify on behalf of Michael Jackson

Actor Jeffrey Jones to testify on behalf of Michael Jackson

CALIFORNIA - Actor and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Jones has announced that he will testify for the defense in the Michael Jackson alleged child molestation trial in hopes that jurors and Americans will finally understand "there's nothing w...

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Funny story - OctuMom Buys Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

OctuMom Buys Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

SANTA BARBARA COUNTY, California - OctuMom's financial company OctuMoney has purchased the sprawling 2,800 acre Neverland Ranch. Reports are that OctuMoney secured a $36.6 million loan from El Banco de Cancun located in Beverly Hills. There are un...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...

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Funny story - Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...

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