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23 April 2021

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...

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Michael Jackson To Make Cameo In New Planet Of The Apes Film.

Planet of the Apes confirmed today for a 2008 relese date! None of the cast members have been chosen for any parts so far except one, Michael Jackson has been offered a 15 min Cameo in which he will play one of the apes called Francis John and...

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President Trump Scratches His Knackers

In news that some will find somewhat offensive, and others might regard as 'uncouth', it's been reported that US president, Donald Trump, scratched his testicles this morning. Trump, whose every move is monitored by the media, then scrutinized and…

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Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope

Beleagured Michael Jackson is said to be delighted at his nomination to take over the reigns from well known pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II, deceased.

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Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...

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Wacky Jacky Very Tacky, Needs Smacky

[Hollywood] Mr. Blackwell released his list of All Time Tacky People today and in an unprecidented move, Michael "Wacko Jacko" Jackson has taken all top ten spots. Mr. Blackwell explained that there are a lot of tacky people in the world but Mr. J...

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Michael Jackson Spotted In Area 51

Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Michael Jackson begged to sleep with turtle

Michael Jackson's Ghost Seen At Neverland

Michael Jackson accused by apple

Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron

Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier

Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles To Appear In A Commercial

Michael Jackson's Alleged Gay Companion in Hiding

Obama and Michael Jackson ''Face Off'' Shock!

Bubbles the Chimp goes f^&#ng bananas at Michael Jackson Hologram Show

Michael Jackson Sex Tape discovered

OctuMom Buys Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

SANTA BARBARA COUNTY, California - OctuMom's financial company OctuMoney has purchased the sprawling 2,800 acre Neverland Ranch. Reports are that OctuMoney secured a $36.6 million loan from El Banco de Cancun located in Beverly Hills. There are un...

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Mr. Bojangles Trudeau

BILLINGSGATE POST: “I knew a man, Bojangles and he danced for you in worn out shoes.....” Justin Bojangles Trudeau - Has a nice ring to it, huh? Think he ever knew how comforting worn out shoes felt? He wore velvet slippers instead. “Silv...

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Michael Jackson Visits Paris Hilton in Hospital

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) The large crowd of people gathered in front of San Francisco General Hospital hoping to get in to visit Paris Hilton swelled to thousands more as word got out that entertainer Michael Jackson was up on the third floor visiting his...

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Michael Jackson Sculpture to Replace Statue of Liberty

Late pop legend Michael Jackson is set to cause controversy from beyond the grave with a new 150 foot tall bronze sculpture of the dead singer that will replace the Statue of Liberty. The new bronze creation, which will feature Jackson in his icon...

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Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...

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Annie Leibovitz to take 'Official' Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos

Los Angeles, CA - Perhaps the most celebrated celebrity photographer of the latter half of the 20th century, Annie Leibovitz has been hired by Joe Jackson to take the 'official' photographs of Michael Jackson's autopsy. "The point of the exercise,...

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English astronaut mimics Michael Jackson in heaven!

English astronaut, Tim Peake, has just been outside the spaceship to repair a bolt or two, but Houston called both astronauts back in early because Tim, rather a showman, thought he could use the moments to show off his latest dance routine! Tim,...

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FOX uncovers .. Michael Jackson is a closet Klingon

(NEVERLAND, CA) -- With 2 former jurors calling him guilty, 11 former Neverland ranch hands calling him a child molester and his own sister Janet going "Oh Michael", Michael Jackson, King of Pop, according to FOX news is in fact a Klingon...

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Michael Jackson Found ALIVE!

There were scenes of jubilation, combopulation and paedoration outside the Neverland ranch this afternoon, after it was announced that, despite the fact that a grand funeral was held to bury him last week, the King of Pop, Michael Jackosn, was today...

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Martha Stewart flees country with Michael Jackson

NEW YORK - In an eleventh hour decision, Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson have fled the country for more forgiving shores and, according to a source in the French government, both are now official residents of France with no fears of extradi...

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Michael Jackson impersonator confused by Black Lives Matter

Geoff E'hee, 47, of Leeds, is a professional Michael Jackson impersonator. He recently gained modest fame when he joined a protest march in the city to support Black Lives Matter, dressed as the famous singer, but was chased away for wearing a form o…

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Michael Jackson 'converts to Islam and changes name to Mikaeel'

The singer, who was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, converted to Islam in a ceremony at a friend's house in Los Angeles. He is said to have sat on the floor and worn a small hat while an imam officiated. According to The Sun, the ceremony took...

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"Gilligan's Island" Remix Episode #1

Rap Music Version of the Gilligan's Island Intro Song: Just sit it right back onna yer ass and your gonna hear a tale; a tail of an awsome trip Started from a tropic port and Alien Planet Aboard two awesome ships. The mate was an ex Pop Star, the Skipper use to play Golf, 5 passengers set sale that day on a lipo-suction tour The weather started getting disturbed! The Ships all tossed the...

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Paris Hilton seeks custody of youngest Jackson child after positive DNA test

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Deborah Rowe's opening gambit for sole custody of all three Michael Jackson children has been thrown into disarray. Her pursuit of maternal rights over seven year-old Blanket - aka Prince Michael II, has pr...

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