Movie Outs Michael As King Of Poop

Funny story: Movie Outs Michael As King Of Poop

Hollywood, Ca - (Ass Mess): A new film about King Michael says he wiped his arse on the criminal justice system and dumped all over the constitution of the United Snakes. Shot on location at an LA propofol factory the hour-long docu-drama examines...

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Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Funny story: Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...

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Jackson's Neverland Ranch House Demolished.

MICHAEL Jackson's Neverland Ranch House where he molested underaged boys on multiple instances has finally been demolished. Every other part of the ranch will remain. The pop singer's home was pulled down by bulldozers in just 35 minutes. It wa...

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Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

Funny story: Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...

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Michael Jackson Sex Tape discovered

Funny story: Michael Jackson Sex Tape discovered

A tape showing dead pop singer Michael Jackson engaged in sexual acts has been discovered hidden away in a black sack during searches of his rented Hollywood home. Police officers who have seen the tape have to receive counselling and therapy to t...

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Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...

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English astronaut mimics Michael Jackson in heaven!

Funny story: English astronaut mimics Michael Jackson in heaven!

English astronaut, Tim Peake, has just been outside the spaceship to repair a bolt or two, but Houston called both astronauts back in early because Tim, rather a showman, thought he could use the moments to show off his latest dance routine! Tim,...

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Ozzy Osbourne Buys OctuMom's Neverland's Petting Zoo

Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne Buys OctuMom's Neverland's Petting Zoo

SANTA BARBARA COUNTY, California - The Associated Press is reporting that the former lead singer of the British band Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne has just purchased Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch's petting zoo. Neverland Ranch, a sprawling para...

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IRA Demand BBC Apology over Jacko Jibe

Furious IRA terrorists have demanded an apology from the BBC after two comedians compared their comeback to that of Michael Jackso. Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis, speaking days after Jackson had announced his comeback tour at the O2 Arena, said on Ra...

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Michael Jackson broke, fix nowhere in sight

Funny story: Michael Jackson broke, fix nowhere in sight

HOLLYWOOD - Former superstar and alleged child molester Michael Jackson was rushed to the emergency room again with what doctors ultimately diagnosed as flu-like symptoms. He was immediately admitted to the hospital for observation and treatm...

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Michael Jackson Family Sues MSNBC, FOXnews, CNN, and CNBC

Funny story: Michael Jackson Family Sues MSNBC, FOXnews, CNN, and CNBC

The family of the late King of Pop Michael Jackson have collectively sued MSNBC, CNN, CNBC, and Foxnews. The news networks had given the Jackson family over 48 hours of uninterrupted news coverage, discussion, and exposure during the recent death of...

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Michael Jackson Offered Sanctuary in Hungary

Funny story: Michael Jackson Offered Sanctuary in Hungary

Hungary has offered a new home to beleaguered pop star Michael Jackson.

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Michael Jackson's Obsession With Children: The Truth

Funny story: Michael Jackson's Obsession With Children: The Truth

Michael Jackson has revealed that his obsession with children is not sexual in nature, but is instead linked to his desire to remain "forever young". The forty-five year old singer, once a child star himself, is said to be devastated by the...

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Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope

Funny story: Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope

Beleagured Michael Jackson is said to be delighted at his nomination to take over the reigns from well known pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II, deceased.

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Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Funny story: Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Santa Barbara, California -- A shocking development in the Michael Jackson case materialized today when popular Springfield resident Bart Simpson testified in court. "I can't live with this secret anymore" is what he told Thomas Sneddon the pros...

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Michael Jackson 'Spunk Stain' Glove Sells At Auction For $190,000

Funny story: Michael Jackson 'Spunk Stain' Glove Sells At Auction For $190,000

A crystal-studded glove belonging to the late pop star Michael Jackson, which is said to contain traces of the superstar's semen, has sold at a US auction for $190,000 (£126,000). The glove, worn during the Jacksons' 1984 Victory tour, was among o...

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