Now that everything that could be said about Michael Jackson and the weird happenings around him, two vets from Texas have came forward and told the press that Michael Jackson's pet monkey, a male named Bubbles, had breast implants when he brought it to them.
"This was right after his marriage to Lisa Marie", stated one vet. "Apparently a specialist with monkeys told him that having a robust male chimp around while mating would not be a good idea."
"About that same time", stated the other vet, both of whom asked that their names not be used, "another specialist told Michael that if Bubbles had breast transplants it would tone him down a bit. So that must have been when he had it done."
Apparently Jackson stayed for the implants to be inserted, even insisting that they be filled with olive oil should one begin leaking.
"He was crazy about that monkey."
Bubbles, who is a common Chimpanzee, has been well known for his association with Michael Jackson. Jackson rescued the three-year-old chimp from a research clinic in Texas. Despite the pair enjoying a close relationship, many media sources mocked the friendship.
The public thought of Jackson as a bizarre eccentric, obsessed with recapturing his childhood like a modern Peter Pan-naming his ranch Neverland, and he was subsequently dubbed "Wacko Jacko".
"I guess it's a good thing the monkey having breast implants coming out at that time would have pushed everything over the edge," stated the vet. "We were paid well to keep our mouths shut but have no idea what will happen now."
According to news at the time, Bubbles even sat in for the recording sessions of the Bad album and escorted Jackson for the filming of the "Bad" music video.
Also, during the Bad World Tour, Bubbles and Michael shared a two-bedroom hotel suite in Tokyo.
But then along came Ms. Lisa Marie who apparently claimed that Bubbles had pinched her on the ass while Jackson was out in the yard one day.
"It was a teary fare-thee-well", stated one of the vets who was at the zoo in Texas at the time. Michael sung Bubbles favorite song, "Micky's Monkey", and Bubbles had his breast implants removed and has been a well-treated and well-provided for monkey for several years now."
"Only you NEVER say "Lisa Marie" in front of him."
