Michael Jackson seen buying fish and chips in Scarborough

Funny story written by Hoskinator

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

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Michael Jackson eats fish and chips

Michael Jackson the former king of pop was today seen buying his favourite meal of Fish and chips in a chip shop in Scarborough. It was widely known the former king of pop's favourite meal was fish and chips but no one was prepared for him coming back from the dead to purchase the fish and potato based meal. Trevor Stanley the owner of the fish shop "In Cod We Trust" said he initially thought something fishy was going on when someone called Michael Jackson came in to buy cod and chips.

Trevor described the revelation in these words "The king of pop came in at 5.30pm, initially we didn't recognize him because he had the body of a large biker with goatee beard and a tattoo of a mermaid on his left arm, Michael announced he was Michael Jackson and he had risen from the dead and borrowed this body so he could enjoy his favourite seaside meal of cod and chips, he then moon walked in the shop, grabbed his crotch and said Yeeeheee, it was at that point I knew he was the real Michael Jackson."

Trevor looked up to the ceiling as if relieving the moment, he visible tried to compose himself and elevate the chocking powerful emotions of the moment. After 10 minutes Trevor was able to continue his amazing story "I will never forget it, I was the last person to see Michael Jackson alive but what really amazed me was he had curry sauce, I remember thinking, who would have thought MJ would like curry sauce"

Since the sighting, Trevor's shop has been full of Michael Jackson fans ordering the latest entry on the menu - The Michael Jackson Moonwalk special, which consists of cod, chips and a large curry sauce. Many local people have speculated the reason Michael Jackson chose to order chips from Scarborough could be because of its proximity to Whitby, made famous by the Dracula novel. Perhaps the prince of pop and the prince of darkness are both fans of fish and chips.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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