Blair's Apology to Heckler Walter Wolfgang Turns Out to be a Nasty Lie Again
The Labour Party Spin Machine spun out of control again yesterday as an 82 year old man was pushed to the ground at the back of the hall and had his bag of sweets taken away by the Labour Party conference stewards. Once the 2 thugs had easily twisted...Read full story
Teachers Slammed: Undercover report - Leak delivers blistering verdict on the failure of teachers.
In 1997, in a bid to dupe the public, Labour's slogan was "education, education, education". But shamed teachers today face undeniable proof of their incompetence, and the incompetence of politicians. Top undercover reporters show damning evidenc...Read full story
Jacqui Smith Is A Pot-head
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted she is an habitual drug-taker, and that she regularly smokes cannabis, reports the BBC.Read full story
Rats debate what to do over sinking ship
Stories are emerging of a fierce debate raging amongst a colony of rats aboard the HMS Britain, a ship recently stricken by storms and now badly keeling to one side. The key concern centres upon the position of the King Rat, known to many simply as...Read full story
Cameron, "Gays and Blacks will pay more tax"
Prime ministerial hopeful, Conservative leader David Cameron today told the legendary Journalist, Sir David "soft question" Frost, that under a future Conservative government the nation's vast army of gays and blacks will have to should...Read full story
A new campaigning organisation gets Labour Party backing
The Labour Party have publicly endorsed a new campaigning organisation called the Heterophobes Against Heterosexuals Army (HAHA) who have been targetting male-female couples who have been seen in public together without a chaperone. HAHA have bee...Read full story
Top Doctors Called to Westminster
A team of medical experts are being rushed to London to deal with an 'unprecedented crisis' at Westminster. The team, from the Spinal Injuries Unit of Stoke Mandeville Hospital in Buckinghamshire, were called in by Prime Mincer Gollum Brown after...Read full story
Famous group Ed and Dave Miliband to split
The world of showbusiness was rocked to its very foundations today with the news that the Ed and Dave MiliBand have split up. Having sold millions of jobs down the road and been responsible for giant billion-selling hits such as "Wonder Edballs",...Read full story
Gordon Brown Admits "We've Run Out Of Gas".
Gordon Brown today confirmed what everyone already suspected. This Labour Government has run out of gas. "There's not much left and the forecast is looking very gloomy" said the troubled PM. Things have got so bad that Lord Mandy Stalin has b...Read full story
Harriet Harmon changes mind about Labour leadership again
Harriet Harmon, the Minister for Alliterated Names, has again changed her mind about becoming party leader, proving that Labour used to be indecisive, but now its not too sure. It seems that some newspapers, especially the Daily Torygraph, declare...Read full story
The Stranglers To Reissue Classic 1982 Single
The Stranglers, the iconic late 1970s punk supergroup with a string of memorable hits, have marked the forced installation of Britain's new Prime Minister by re-releasing their 1982 chartbusting single, Gordon Br...Read full story
Cameron admits the austerity measures haven't worked
David Cameron has finally admitted that his plan to reduce the British debt figure hasn't worked. The debt figure is now ten percent higher than it was under labour, and has topped one trillion pounds for the first time in history. "I know it soun...Read full story
The Curious Case of Pinocchio and the Labour Party
Once upon a time an Italian woodcarver named Geppetto carved a wooden puppet he called Pinocchio but unlike most wooden puppets he was a living wooden puppet. Geppetto for years taught Pinnocchio right from wrong and treat all people with respect and courtesy. Many years later Pinocchio turned up in London after reading about socialism which seemed like a good idea because it sounds good with g...Read full story
Balls: "No Cabinet Split. We All Hate Brown"
Johnny Balls, the Secretary of State for Childrens Television Presenters, has told critics of the cabinet to think again. Following the recent failed plot to remove Gordon Brown, Balls called for unity. "Let's all unite against Gordon. If we can stic...Read full story
Diane Abbott To Host TV's 'Countdown'
Diane Abbott, the popular Labour MP, and all-round entertainer, is to be the new host of teatime TV gameshow, 'Countdown', it has been revealed. 'Countdown' is a British game show broadcast on Channel 4, involving word and number puzzles. It was p...Read full story
Exclusive - Leaked extracts from Alastair Campbell's Diary "The Dodgy Blair Years"
Day One: I wake up to the sound of a bell ringing in my ears, at first I think that it is the alarm clock, but the Tone is different, and then I assume that it is Rory Bremner doing a very bad impression. As I wake up a bit more, I realise that it is the telephone that is ringing. I answer it, you could have bowled me over with a cricket ball. It was none other than Tony Blair, the New Labour Prim...Read full story