Funny story - Labour Conference: Balls at root of PM's Tiny penis...jibe

Labour Conference: Balls at root of PM's Tiny penis...jibe

In a rousing, rapturous Labour Party conference where only three elderly members died, the shadow chancellor appeared a shadow of his current shadow self, until his startling observations brought the house down and lit up his rotund face. Ed Balls...

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Funny story - Protests grow in aftermath of Euro exit

Protests grow in aftermath of Euro exit

There was fury last night when it emerged that England's entire Euro 16 squad (with the exception of Jack Wilshere) have been refused Personal Independence Payment (PIP). Manager Roy Hodgson resigned in disgust, with a close friend claiming, "Roy...

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Funny story - UK Labour Party Leader Jeremy Corbyn displays gentler side revealing endearing bucket list

UK Labour Party Leader Jeremy Corbyn displays gentler side revealing endearing bucket list

As the UK Labour Party goes not just to hell in a handcart, but also to places that the Starship USS Enterprise never even dreamed of going to, Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Labour Party today showed his gentler side by releasing details of the "T...

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Funny story - "Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!", the legacy of the 'Noolabour Society'.

"Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!", the legacy of the 'Noolabour Society'.

London, England: During the run up to the 1997 elections and after the few tedious years of Grey man John Major, many citizens of the United Kingdom were in a vulnerable enough state to want change in their Country. bLIAR looked fresh and somewha...

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Funny story - Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - In an effort to improve labor statistics in the U.K, Tony Blair is having all jobless doctors to be shipped overseas.

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Funny story - Ed Miliband conference speech upsets people

Ed Miliband conference speech upsets people

The recent speech by Labour Party Leader, Ed Miliband, has caused furore, outrage, annoyance and even amusement amongst some supporters. Filled with words, sentences and on occasions, full paragraphs, the speech went on for almost an hour about lo...

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Funny story - bLIAR - A Journey.

bLIAR - A Journey.

London, England: Tony bLIAR, the former British Prime Minister, who employed Brown for years as Chancellor, are both thickos who have destroyed this country by leaving a huge debt, regional parliaments and uncontrolled mass immigration. Tony bLIAR...

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Funny story - Diane Abbott To Host TV's 'Countdown'

Diane Abbott To Host TV's 'Countdown'

Diane Abbott, the popular Labour MP, and all-round entertainer, is to be the new host of teatime TV gameshow, 'Countdown', it has been revealed. 'Countdown' is a British game show broadcast on Channel 4, involving word and number puzzles. It was p...

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Funny story - General Election 2019: Campaign Promises Unlikely To Be Kept

General Election 2019: Campaign Promises Unlikely To Be Kept

As the campaigning for the 2019 General Election has now got into full swing, some experts are saying that it's possible that many of the promises that have already been made by the major parties are "all talk", and will not be kept. It's normal f...

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Funny story - Blair's Apology to Heckler Walter Wolfgang Turns Out to be a Nasty Lie Again

Blair's Apology to Heckler Walter Wolfgang Turns Out to be a Nasty Lie Again

The Labour Party Spin Machine spun out of control again yesterday as an 82 year old man was pushed to the ground at the back of the hall and had his bag of sweets taken away by the Labour Party conference stewards. Once the 2 thugs had easily twisted...

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Funny story - Government proposes "cig hunts" to curb smoking

Government proposes "cig hunts" to curb smoking

In an effort to combat smoking the government has proposed legislation to force shopkeepers to hide cigarettes around their shops and time all customers attempting to purchase them. In a statement Public Health Minister Dawn Primarolo explained the...

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Funny story - Shock Reason Why Ed Miliband is The Right Man For These Chaotic Times

Shock Reason Why Ed Miliband is The Right Man For These Chaotic Times

The reason why Ed Miliband is the correct man for the job of saving our Country has been revealed by a very interesting source... and its a shocker. The source is based right within the Union of Superheroes and is believed to be called Peter Par...

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Funny story - Abbott joins leadership race

Abbott joins leadership race

Diane Abbott is the perfect candidate to champion labour 'core values' - "A future rich for us" Abbott couldn't of done hypocrisy any better if she tried. Having slammed Tony Blair for sending his children to a selective school, she went one bette...

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Funny story - Charles Kennedy Changes Face to Satisfy Liberal Democrats Leadership Requirements

Charles Kennedy Changes Face to Satisfy Liberal Democrats Leadership Requirements

Charles Kennedy has presented an enormous change of leadership style today at the Liberal Democrats press conference. In a clear challenge to the Labour Party style and leadership he metamorphosed into a new, dynamic vibrant and energetic leaping vis...

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Funny story - Bombing of Oldham Approaches

Bombing of Oldham Approaches

After the people of Oldham have shown their support for the terrorist supporters leading the Labour Party the Government has put strike aircraft in Lossiemouth on standby for an attack on this citadel of terrorism. David Cameron told a hushed Hous...

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Funny story - David Milipede joins cast of Eastenders to avoid 'soap opera of Labour Party'

David Milipede joins cast of Eastenders to avoid 'soap opera of Labour Party'

The BBC pulled off a scoop last night as it announced David Milipede will join the cast of Eastenders to play local councillor Delboy Moon - long lost cousin of nearly everybody else currently in Eastenders. Milipede has branched out into acting t...

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Funny story - Famous group Ed and Dave Miliband to split

Famous group Ed and Dave Miliband to split

The world of showbusiness was rocked to its very foundations today with the news that the Ed and Dave MiliBand have split up. Having sold millions of jobs down the road and been responsible for giant billion-selling hits such as "Wonder Edballs",...

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Funny story - Jacqui Smith Is A Pot-head

Jacqui Smith Is A Pot-head

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted she is an habitual drug-taker, and that she regularly smokes cannabis, reports the BBC.

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Funny story - Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of The Labour Party

Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of The Labour Party

Manish Sood, Norfolk: There now follows a Party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party. "The way I was brought up, both my Mum and Dad were staunch Labour Party supporters and they still are. My Dad was a well known politician and my Brother was a well known politician and that is the way I was educated." "I was born in the Labour Party. Before I was born I was part of the Labo...

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Funny story - Labour Party Pre Election World Tour : Deputy PM Visits Canada, Causes Trouble

Labour Party Pre Election World Tour : Deputy PM Visits Canada, Causes Trouble

John Prescott has embarked on a worldwide tour to promote Britain and more importantly, to improve relations with world leaders.

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