Momentum to launch new not-for-profit Coffee chain

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Wednesday, 26 September 2018

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The New Flat White Privilege

Not content taking over the Labour party, it appears left-wing activists Momentum have decided to take over the world of coffee.

The popular left-wing pressure group launched their new not-for-profit enterprise, 'Corbynista', at this year's party conference.

Patrons can look forward to an array of specially branded hot drinks:

The No.America! (Not available in white)
The Flat White Privilege
Black Lives Mocha
The Capitalist Oppresso
The Double Capitalist Oppresso
The Snow Flake Latte
LGB Tea

Plus a rich variety of gender fluid smoothies:

The I'm not Sure-berry
The Gender-Blender Burst

The slogan for the new enterprise is "Corbynista - Get Woke and Smell The Coffee!"

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